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[hotel21]

Full-time I'm a Bomb-disposal dolphin trainer but I moon-light as an underwater wood welder

I used to be a wringer out for a one armed window cleaner.

I thought you served your time as a gas lampwick trimmers assistant?

[Gaffers]

Full-time I'm a Bomb-disposal dolphin trainer but I moon-light as an underwater wood welder

I used to be a wringer out for a one armed window cleaner.

I thought you served your time as a gas lampwick trimmers assistant?

I did.  I got promoted 

[gaby63]

I'm a project manager in a water & sewerage regional investment project, 100+ MEuro, out of which 85% is UE grant - have seen here on the Forum a good joke on UE grants  , if we would do like it have been said in the joke, we would be in jail asap  .

[SIR Philbutt]

simplest answer.....     Consultant Audio and Acoustics Engineer.



what that means//..... 

 
and hob nob with artistes//....   

and eat hob nobs with builders...

Very good

Dunk !! dont you mean dunk ..

[MaxV6]

simplest answer.....     Consultant Audio and Acoustics Engineer.



what that means//..... 

 
and hob nob with artistes//....   

and eat hob nobs with builders...

Very good

Dunk !! dont you mean dunk ..

well yes, i do, but i was trying not to show off..... 

[MikeDundee]

I work for weight watchers, as a weight loss control advisor, which I have done for over 15 years now travelling the country promoting weight loss, chairing seminars etc.. More recently I have spent the past several months giving weight loss seminars in the Stoke on Trent area to local authorities and local trusts, have to say some funny folk up there, but the oatcakes are excellent. 

[TheBoy]

Amongst many, many other things, I am partly responsible for ensuring your internet works (for most UK members)

[trainmanone]

well as a few of you know im a train driver for tpe

[bertie1.8vectra]

facilities support supervisor..... dogsbody for short.... i`m responsible for helping to run a retail site in shropshire and for the general security of it.... in other words i`m a jack of all trades and master of none....

[Vamps]

facilities support supervisor..... dogsbody for short.... i`m responsible for helping to run a retail site in shropshire and for the general security of it.... in other words i`m a jack of all trades and master of none....

Hi Bertie, long time so speak, what is with the low post count, have you been naughty?

[tidla]

if theres a truck, i will fix it. in the mean time i a jeremy kyle quality and continuity checker.