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[millwall]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the Promised Land.

Nearly fifty years ago Harold Wilson said "Lay down your shovels, sit on your arses and light up a camel".

Then along came Gordon Brown, he stole your shovel, taxed your asses and mortgaged the Promised Land.

Now Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third world country, failing to realise that we ourselves are heading for that dubious status, raised my fuel bills, lent my money to a group of merchant bankers and increased VAT to 20%.

I'm that depressed I called the Samaritans and my call was diverted to Pakistan. When I told them how suicidal I was, they wanted to know if I had a pilots' licence!

[Omega32E]

 

[blackviper90210]

10 out of 10, brilliant

[paul.lovejoy]

i thought you were a part time plumber/horse trainer wow you can fly too thats like far out man