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Cooking the Christmas Turkey, took from the Jeep forum....
« on: 10 December 2011, 23:17:04 »
HOW TO COOK A XMAS TURKEY. First buy the turkey and a bottle of vodka, Pour yourself a vodka put turkey in oven,Take another two vodkas and set degree at 375 ovens, Take 4 of vodka drinky and turk the bastey, Stick a turkey in the thermometer and glass yourelf a pour of vodka, Bake the vodka for 4 hours take the oven out of the turkey and floor the turkey up of the pick, Pour youself another glass of turkey, Now turk the carvey.

Crappy pissmas! Hic
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Re: Cooking the Christmas Turkey, took from the Jeep forum....
« Reply #1 on: 10 December 2011, 23:21:31 »
 ;D very good.
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Re: Cooking the Christmas Turkey, took from the Jeep forum....
« Reply #2 on: 10 December 2011, 23:25:46 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Made I larf. :y
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Re: Cooking the Christmas Turkey, took from the Jeep forum....
« Reply #3 on: 10 December 2011, 23:34:52 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Cooking the Christmas Turkey, took from the Jeep forum....
« Reply #4 on: 11 December 2011, 09:50:44 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Cooking the Christmas Turkey, took from the Jeep forum....
« Reply #5 on: 11 December 2011, 18:45:15 »
Christmas? Pretty much a perpetual state in this house!!! HIC ;D
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Re: Cooking the Christmas Turkey, took from the Jeep forum....
« Reply #6 on: 11 December 2011, 18:50:08 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Cooking the Christmas Turkey, took from the Jeep forum....
« Reply #7 on: 11 December 2011, 20:36:24 »
Whether Cem what thought about this?  ;D ;D ;D "How to bake a turkey for xmas ? "  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Cooking the Christmas Turkey, took from the Jeep forum....
« Reply #8 on: 12 December 2011, 03:41:32 »
He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat.
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast.
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...
He looked inside.
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...

And then he stuffed the turkey.

You've got dirty mind, if you were thinking at Chrismas, it was anything but turkey being filled with sausage meat, bread, sage, thyme and onion.  ;D ;D ;D
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