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WITH APOLOGIES TO OUR ITALIAN FRIENDS - (2).
« on: 17 March 2008, 19:54:28 »
Five Germans decide to go to Italy for their Holiday, they drive from Germany down through the Alps and reach the Italian Border.

At the Border the Italian Border Guards asks to see their Passports and Documents.

The German Driver hands him the papers, the papers are looked at for quiet some time and the Border Guard looks inside the Car and at German curiously.

The Italian Guards say’s ‘No tis not possible, you cannota come in!’, The German Driver slightly confused ask’s why. The Guard replies ‘1,2,3,4,5, Germans in a Audi Quattro, quarto is 4, not 5, isa not right!’

The German slightly amused by this, explains to the Guard that Quattro is merely the Name of the Car and is in fact built for Five People. The Guards not having none it and refuses to let them through the Border.

The conversation continues for a while when the German shouts ‘Right that’s it, enough now, I want to see your Boss’, The Guard reply’s ‘No tis not possible’, ‘Why the Hell Not’ shouts the German. The Guard replies ‘Isa not possible, coza my Boss is a busy talking over there with two French men in a Fiat Uno’!
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Re: WITH APOLOGIES TO OUR ITALIAN FRIENDS - (2).
« Reply #1 on: 17 March 2008, 19:56:52 »
Bella...Bella!  ;D
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