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phil her up

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man goes into pub
« on: 16 March 2008, 21:52:50 »
Standing at the bar the man hears a voice coming from a dish of crisps saying "thats a lovely shirt your'e wearing & what a fantastic tie too" shaking his head he walks over to the cigarette machine, another voice says " hello slap head, I see the diet ain't working you fat bas*ard" he then goes over to the barman to tell him what happened, the barman replies "I'm so sorry sir, the crisps are complimentary but the cigarette machine is always out of order"
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Re: man goes into pub
« Reply #1 on: 16 March 2008, 21:54:03 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: man goes into pub
« Reply #2 on: 16 March 2008, 21:55:54 »
More like man goes into pub, and someone 200 miles away gets an imaginary phone call from said man in said pub ::)
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« Reply #3 on: 16 March 2008, 22:30:39 »
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Re: man goes into pub
« Reply #4 on: 16 March 2008, 22:34:43 »
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More like man goes into pub, and someone 200 miles away gets an imaginary phone call from said man in said pub ::)

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: man goes into pub
« Reply #5 on: 17 March 2008, 21:25:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: man goes into pub
« Reply #6 on: 17 March 2008, 21:29:29 »
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Standing at the bar the man hears a voice coming from a dish of crisps saying "thats a lovely shirt your'e wearing & what a fantastic tie too" shaking his head he walks over to the cigarette machine, another voice says " hello slap head, I see the diet ain't working you fat bas*ard" he then goes over to the barman to tell him what happened, the barman replies "I'm so sorry sir, the crisps are complimentary but the cigarette machine is always out of order"

...well out of order I`d say!  ;D
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Re: man goes into pub
« Reply #7 on: 17 March 2008, 21:31:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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