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[Richie London]

come on darth  dont she do nothing for you

The 69 position comes to mind looking at her. I'll  never be able to do it again

[Johnny English]

come on darth  dont she do nothing for you

The 69 position comes to mind looking at her. I'll  never be able to do it again

Aren't you perverse a little bit, Sweetie London?    The first thing that comes to my mind is poor poor woman... I read somewhere about women in Mauritania, Africa who are kept in a closed and separated place and forced them to eat all the day. The fattie girl more precious when came off the time of marriage.  The mentioned Lady's Lord is possibly a Mauritanian...

[paul.lovejoy]

come on darth  dont she do nothing for you

The 69 position comes to mind looking at her. I'll  never be able to do it again

i just puked

[millwall]

paul thats a funny term for a thomas the tank

[paul.lovejoy]

paul thats a funny term for a thomas the tank

least it wasnt a donald duck

[paul.lovejoy]

i just cant get me head around Richie why would 69 come to mind think he needs some help or a snorkle and face mask

[Richie London]

i just cant get me head around Richie why would 69 come to mind think he needs some help or a snorkle and face mask

its been a long time. i don't need beer goggles at the moment. they all look the same

[Darth Loo-knee]

i just cant get me head around Richie why would 69 come to mind think he needs some help or a snorkle and face mask

its been a long time. i don't need beer goggles at the moment. they all look the same

Any woman would have been better than what he could have been doing a 69 with 
sorry Ritchie Lad 

[paul.lovejoy]

i just cant get me head around Richie why would 69 come to mind think he needs some help or a snorkle and face mask

its been a long time. i don't need beer goggles at the moment. they all look the same

the snorkle was so you could still breath and face mask to keep the .....out of your eyes would be like something out of alien

[Webby the Bear]

i just cant get me head around Richie why would 69 come to mind think he needs some help or a snorkle and face mask

its been a long time. i don't need beer goggles at the moment. they all look the same

the snorkle was so you could still breath and face mask to keep the .....out of your eyes would be like something out of alien

You'll need a whisk as well 

[Liberty_2012]

omg my mum is twice the size of me im only a lil un i couldnt be like that in a million years i do get the dependancy thing i had a best mate whos partner kept making her eat loads so she wouldnt leave him sad really ( is it ok to comment im new  )

[Webby the Bear]

omg my mum is twice the size of me im only a lil un i couldnt be like that in a million years i do get the dependancy thing i had a best mate whos partner kept making her eat loads so she wouldnt leave him sad really ( is it ok to comment im new  )

We all had to be new at some stage. Comment where you like! 

Bit worried as to why you're feeding your mum up though 

[Darth Loo-knee]

omg my mum is twice the size of me im only a lil un i couldnt be like that in a million years i do get the dependancy thing i had a best mate whos partner kept making her eat loads so she wouldnt leave him sad really ( is it ok to comment im new  )

Yes of course 
If you go to the newbie section, post a thread like "Hi I'm New" you will get a nice welcome there

[Darth Loo-knee]

omg my mum is twice the size of me im only a lil un i couldnt be like that in a million years i do get the dependancy thing i had a best mate whos partner kept making her eat loads so she wouldnt leave him sad really ( is it ok to comment im new  )

We all had to be new at some stage. Comment where you like! 

Bit worried as to why you're feeding your mum up though 

Liberty never said she feeds her mum up Steve 

[Webby the Bear]

omg my mum is twice the size of me im only a lil un i couldnt be like that in a million years i do get the dependancy thing i had a best mate whos partner kept making her eat loads so she wouldnt leave him sad really ( is it ok to comment im new  )

We all had to be new at some stage. Comment where you like! 

Bit worried as to why you're feeding your mum up though 

Liberty never said she feeds her mum up Steve 

T'was a joke my lord