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mars

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Flies
« on: 20 March 2008, 20:17:05 »
Two male flies were buzzing around in search of good looking females. One spotted a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow dung and dived down towards her. "Pardon me," he asked with his best manners, "but is this stool taken?" ;)
« Last Edit: 20 March 2008, 21:01:28 by mars »
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miggy

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Re: Flies
« Reply #1 on: 20 March 2008, 20:18:11 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Flies
« Reply #2 on: 20 March 2008, 20:19:27 »
The daft ones are allways the best  ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 21 March 2008, 00:30:30 »
Two flies sitting on a turd. One farted "do you mind?" said the other one, " I'm trying to eat my dinner."!
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