The Eurozone Family - Part 1
An everyday story of 17 small families who have come together to form an extended family called the Eurozone family.
Tonight they are off to a very expensive restaurant where everybody knows the only person with any money is Germany, Greece is broke, Portugal is almost broke, Ireland is broke but trying harder then the other broke nations to live within their means, Spain and Italy are very poor and everybody thinks they are probably broke, Even Sarkozy Napoleon Jr from that ill mannered French family is not strutting around today and telling everybody how important he is and that Germany is his best friend, but then their credit record has just been made public and is very poor, it has been downgraded, how embarrassing is that! But they are all in this together as an extended family, not the 17 individual families they used to be, so it will all be alright, on the night and forever as best friends. United in strength what could possibly go wrong?
Apart from Ireland and the smaller Eurozone families who are a bit more prudent, the families from Greece, Portugal, Spain, Italy and France all order the most expensive meal and wine on the menu, well beyond what they can afford, but what the hell, the German family at the head of the table are rich, they can pay the bill. At the end of the meal, Greece, Portugal, Spain, Italy and France have all had a wonderful meal and time and have also been the most extravagant.
When the bill turns up, it goes from family to family who all turn white and ashen faced when they see the size of it, until it ends up in front of Frau Merkel from that rich German family, all eyes look across in expectation and when she goes to her handbag there is a sigh of collective relief , she will pick up the bill after all, but it is not a credit card she gets out but a calculator as they all look on perplexed, this is embarrassing she is going the check the bill before she pays it!
With a whirl of buttons in seconds she has the answer, calls the waiter over and tells him that is my part of the bill, this card will cover it. When he returns her credit card and a receipt for her portion of the bill, all hell breaks loose and the extended family becomes immediately the 16 individual families, plus Germany they really are. The 16 all start trying to minimize what they have spent, so they pay the least for what they have had, especially for the shared expensive bottles of wine, as they all try to get somebody else to pay more than their portion of the bill.
Then Sarkozy has a brainwave, and calls back Frau Merkel as she was about to leave, telling her, this is most embarrassing, but we have a problem paying the rest of the bill, but you could put it on your Eurobond credit card, her reply is a swift and firm "nien", well what about your ECB Debit card even if it means expanding the money supply a bit and okay higher inflation, she is now getting angry, "nein" is the abrupt reply "remember the 1920's" and I'm up for re-election as head of the family in November, if I did this I will never get re-elected and off she storms.
Who is going to pay the bill, will the police be called, will they be made bankrupt, don't miss the next exciting episode of the Eurozone family.
"The Eurozone Family - Part 2 to follow...."