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British Law (joke)
« on: 17 January 2012, 02:55:03 »

Whilst being plagued with revenue generating cameras and ever more inventive schemes devised by the Government Councils and the Police to pry money from your pocket all under the guise of reducing criminal activity, protecting the environment, making the country a better place and all the other bo**ocks we are fed as well as scores of telephone hotlines (for which you do not have to give your name as per missing backbone) so you can do the right thing be an upstanding citizen and grass on your neighbour cause his Jack Russell sh*t on the path thereby warranting two Gestapo and a car to rush up and issue another FP we can therefore all sleep tight knowing we have done the right thing according to joke book of British law invented by overpaid greedy double dealing two faced crooks (as clearly demonstrated by the same) and enforced by these people

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2087450/Police-plied-Sean-Wall-17-cider-bid-crime-confession.html

and they still get to keep there job.
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Re: British Law (joke)
« Reply #1 on: 17 January 2012, 08:35:46 »

I think, in general, there's something radically wrong in this country and as a result of whatever is going on we're on the road future difficulty.

As Rod pointed out in his thread, there are too many people in authority who are divorced from any practical reality and seem only too pleased to stick it up as many other people as possible to reinforce their standing within their chosen profession.

In relation to the Op, if the report is correct then it's a sad day indeed.
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Re: British Law (joke)
« Reply #2 on: 17 January 2012, 09:08:06 »

I must admit I was slightly surprised to read that the old bill tried to fit the kid up for offences that wouldn't really earn them any brownie points as such, but it wasn't a surprise to hear they were found guilty and still managed to keep their jobs.

What's the betting it was a case of "I now present my right hand in token of friendship blah, blah, blah"?  ;)
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Re: British Law (joke)
« Reply #3 on: 17 January 2012, 15:03:28 »

Old system justice system: Arrest, interview and charge somebody (all costs money), take them to court and sentence (costs money), and if they go to jail (costs money), all in all an expensive system that costs lots of money.

New injustice system: See a minor offence (preferable using CCTV as cheaper and an excellent result if through unreasonable entrapment confusing system or road signs), issue ticket, mug 'client' sends fine, bank said collected fine. Total cost £10. Fine £60, profit £50.  >:( >:( >:( Simples  ::) :o :o :o

This then goes into the general tax fund, to fund such worthy causes as these: MPs ministers's husbands porn videos, duck houses, profits from house flipping, employing family members as research assistants vital expenses incurred carrying out their duties, foreign aid to India, we feed them why they spend it on their space program and development of their 5th generation jet fighter (neither of which we can afford), EU commission and the Common Agricultural Policy to keep French officials and farmers at the standard of living they aspire to and your local council's Equality, Homo, Ethnic, Outreach, Social (arrange words as you like the advert will be in Thursday's Guardian jobs section) worker at £40,000pa, gold plated pension and performance bonuses.  >:( >:( >:(

Sorry to be so cynical, but the more cynical I am the more I find my thoughts and words align with the EU, Nu-Labour and ConDems deeds!  ::) :o :o :o
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Re: British Law (joke)
« Reply #4 on: 17 January 2012, 15:32:55 »

Old system justice system: Arrest, interview and charge somebody (all costs money), take them to court and sentence (costs money), and if they go to jail (costs money), all in all an expensive system that costs lots of money.

New injustice system: See a minor offence (preferable using CCTV as cheaper and an excellent result if through unreasonable entrapment confusing system or road signs), issue ticket, mug 'client' sends fine, bank said collected fine. Total cost £10. Fine £60, profit £50.  >:( >:( >:( Simples  ::) :o :o :o

This then goes into the general tax fund, to fund such worthy causes as these: MPs ministers's husbands porn videos, duck houses, profits from house flipping, employing family members as research assistants vital expenses incurred carrying out their duties, foreign aid to India, we feed them why they spend it on their space program and development of their 5th generation jet fighter (neither of which we can afford), EU commission and the Common Agricultural Policy to keep French officials and farmers at the standard of living they aspire to and your local council's Equality, Homo, Ethnic, Outreach, Social (arrange words as you like the advert will be in Thursday's Guardian jobs section) worker at £40,000pa, gold plated pension and performance bonuses.  >:( >:( >:(

Sorry to be so cynical, but the more cynical I am the more I find my thoughts and words align with the EU, Nu-Labour and ConDems deeds!  ::) :o :o :o

WELL PUT, many a true word :y
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