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Dishevelled Den

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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #15 on: 23 January 2012, 16:14:03 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 23 January 2012, 14:40:11
Den would. :-X


I'm afraid that I can't disagree with you on that point K. :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #16 on: 23 January 2012, 16:57:03 »
Dirty, Den.Very dirty.  ;D ;D
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #17 on: 23 January 2012, 17:10:34 »
you know the old saying you dont look at the grate when poking the fire ha ha ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #18 on: 23 January 2012, 17:59:31 »
Mutton & Lamb spring to mind ::)
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #19 on: 23 January 2012, 18:07:09 »
You just know half of Worcester have been hanging out the back of her!

Bet she's done the walk of shame more times than a romanian hooker! ;D

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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #20 on: 23 January 2012, 18:16:35 »
Quote from: bigyin54 on 23 January 2012, 17:10:34
you know the old saying you dont look at the grate when poking the fire ha ha ;D ;D ;D

Magicians sleeve there, methinks.  Or a VERY large poker.........
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #21 on: 23 January 2012, 18:18:11 »
Quote from: henryd on 23 January 2012, 15:04:55
The body is ok,now where did I put that binbag :D :D ;D

Couldn't have put it better myself - south of the neck is very, very doable  :y
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #22 on: 23 January 2012, 18:22:02 »
There was a time when I was young enough to be choosie ;D
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #23 on: 23 January 2012, 18:24:35 »
Run for the hills! ;D
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #24 on: 23 January 2012, 18:33:19 »
Quote from: millwall on 23 January 2012, 14:22:58
i bet shes a right old splosh pot

There are certain phrases that can't be un-read! 
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #25 on: 23 January 2012, 18:36:53 »
Typical thick old slut.  Maybe in her younger days she could carry it off, but 4 kids have obviously taken their toll. Probably from 4 different unknown fathers, but it matters not, taxpayers will keep her rich enough to frequent clubs...
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #26 on: 23 January 2012, 18:54:24 »
Good lord, you have found me a pair of head lights, :y But i will keep my grill ;D at least it's a  :)
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #27 on: 23 January 2012, 18:57:14 »
Quote from: jtypecav on 23 January 2012, 18:33:19
Quote from: millwall on 23 January 2012, 14:22:58
i bet shes a right old splosh pot

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couldnt make my mind up on this one  slosh pot or splosh bucket ;D
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #28 on: 23 January 2012, 18:58:21 »
Quote from: millwall on 23 January 2012, 14:22:58
i bet shes a right old splosh pot    i still would though ;D

Paper hangers bucket, mate. ;D
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Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« Reply #29 on: 23 January 2012, 19:00:07 »
I think she's gorgeous, wouldn't have any problem at all entering in any night club in my country  :y
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