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Lets help Daz out.
« on: 30 January 2012, 20:44:00 »
Daz ( DLK ) popped in today for a cuppa and chat. I couldn`t help noticing he refused his usual sugar intake for his cuppa and also the usual bacon butties, choc digestives and even jaffa cakes. Concerned about this, thinking something was seriously wrong, he told me he was on a diet as he felt he needed to loose some weight. Anyone who is going through the mid life crisis like Daz ( buying a scoobie is a classic symptom ) needs all the help we can offer. So, in future, if Daz comes to your home to do any work on your Omegas, or even for a chat, please bear this in mind and keep him from temptation and just offer him ryvita ( unbuttered ) biscuits and water. I`m sure he will appreciate your help in this matter.  ;) :y
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #1 on: 30 January 2012, 20:50:32 »
Quote from: robbo299 on 30 January 2012, 20:44:00
I`m sure he will appreciate your help in this matter.  ;) :y

I wouldn't be sure  :-X
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #2 on: 30 January 2012, 21:21:21 »
Why does Adonis need to go on a diet?  ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #3 on: 30 January 2012, 21:22:25 »
He'll get his own back by turning up the volume on Rick Nastily! You have been warned!!! ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #4 on: 30 January 2012, 21:24:17 »
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 21:21:21
Why does Adonis need to go on a diet?  ;D
Adonis doesn't.... He's dead ;) ;)

You, however :-X :-X :P :P ::) ::) :D :D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #5 on: 30 January 2012, 21:36:57 »
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #6 on: 30 January 2012, 21:41:33 »
Quote from: Guffer on 30 January 2012, 21:36:57
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...

That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #7 on: 30 January 2012, 21:45:03 »
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 21:41:33
Quote from: Guffer on 30 January 2012, 21:36:57
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...

That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D

I saw some the other day and wondered if they were yours.... and then the woman whose house I was staying in said 'Nope, they are mine!  What man would wear pink crocks?'  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #8 on: 30 January 2012, 21:46:18 »
Quote from: Guffer on 30 January 2012, 21:36:57
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...
Bad news for the kidnappers, they'll be too big for twinkle toes soon.
... Do crocks do a width fitting? ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #9 on: 30 January 2012, 21:46:34 »
Quote from: Guffer on 30 January 2012, 21:45:03
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 What man would wear pink crocks?'  ;D ;D ;D ;D

You didn't try to explain then .........  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #10 on: 30 January 2012, 21:50:02 »
Quote from: Andy B on 30 January 2012, 21:46:34
Quote from: Guffer on 30 January 2012, 21:45:03
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 What man would wear pink crocks?'  ;D ;D ;D ;D

You didn't try to explain then .........  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

No point, she likes real men  ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #11 on: 30 January 2012, 21:51:31 »
Quote from: Guffer on 30 January 2012, 21:45:03
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 21:41:33
Quote from: Guffer on 30 January 2012, 21:36:57
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...

That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D

I saw some the other day and wondered if they were yours.... and then the woman whose house I was staying in said 'Nope, they are mine!  What man would wear pink crocks?'  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well the words that have come from your mouth Guffer really says " the women you have surrounded yourself with have never met a real man" bring them down here son, I will nail em as fast as ya can get them under me  ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #12 on: 30 January 2012, 21:53:00 »
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 21:51:31
Quote from: Guffer on 30 January 2012, 21:45:03
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 21:41:33
Quote from: Guffer on 30 January 2012, 21:36:57
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...

That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D

I saw some the other day and wondered if they were yours.... and then the woman whose house I was staying in said 'Nope, they are mine!  What man would wear pink crocks?'  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well the words that have come from your mouth Guffer really says " the women you have surrounded yourself with have never met a real man" bring them down here son, I will nail em as fast as ya can get them under me  ;D

I heard the paunch got in the way nailing anything ;)
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #13 on: 30 January 2012, 21:54:10 »
 I'm mildly surprised Daz hasn't signed on for a few years 'Before the Mast'? I know the rum has sadly 'gone west' & 'the lash' has been replaced by Stoppage of Leave & Pay but there's still plenty of scope for a 'bit of the other' (if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink!) ;D
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Re: Lets help Daz out.
« Reply #14 on: 30 January 2012, 21:55:04 »
A man in your position should not listen to gossip from morons ;D
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