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[Dave-C]

Made Me Laugh,

[size=18]Monday[/size] - It's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.


[size=18]Tuesday[/size] - Bill wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress.  What a surprise when Bill brought a friend home for supper




[size=18]Wednesday[/size] - A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway.  I can't say it improved the rice any.




[size=18]Thursday[/size] - Today Bill asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.  Bill asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..




[size=18]Friday[/size] - I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.



[size=18]Saturday[/size] - Bill did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.  I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Bill keeps counting to ten.




[size=18]Sunday[/size] - Bill's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.




GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bill. If I can talk Bill into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

 
  

[CaptainZok]

Made Me Laugh,
[size=18]Monday[/size] - It's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.


[size=18]Tuesday[/size] - Bill wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress.  What a surprise when Bill brought a friend home for supper




[size=18]Wednesday[/size] - A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway.  I can't say it improved the rice any.




[size=18]Thursday[/size] - Today Bill asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.  Bill asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..




[size=18]Friday[/size] - I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.



[size=18]Saturday[/size] - Bill did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.  I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Bill keeps counting to ten.




[size=18]Sunday[/size] - Bill's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.




GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bill. If I can talk Bill into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

 
  

Have you showed it to Mrs DC?

[Dave-C]

She asked me if York is in Yorkshire a day or two ago!

[Debs.]

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[waspy]

 

[Dave-C]

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Sorry Deb

[mars]

 

[Entwood]

 

[CaptainZok]

She asked me if York is in Yorkshire a day or two ago!

As you know I suffer similarly.