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Wifes and cars
« on: 23 October 2006, 15:36:20 »
Well guys got in the wifes astra today after she said my car wont start and she told me it has been running low on fuel and i used it yesterday to pick something up and the fuel light was flashing but she dosen't know i used it  :o so i ran down to the local murco garage £5 worth of fuel started straight up then she went back to the murco garage and filled it right up I MEAN WOMEN COR... ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 23 October 2006, 15:39:20 »
All play and no work make LSG 1 spamalot!
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« Reply #2 on: 23 October 2006, 15:40:48 »
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No don't
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« Reply #3 on: 23 October 2006, 18:00:24 »
Wifes and cars, similar things.

Expensive to run, high maintinance, and unreliable !! ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 23 October 2006, 20:14:28 »
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Wifes and cars, similar things.

Expensive to run, high maintinance, and unreliable !! ;D

Well thats true ;D (ouch as i get slapped)
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« Reply #5 on: 23 October 2006, 20:46:17 »
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Expensive to run, high maintinance, and unreliable !! ;D
To true :y
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Re: Wifes and cars
« Reply #6 on: 23 October 2006, 23:38:45 »
Could be a common thing... Are men just natrually drawn to such unreliable, expensive items?
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« Reply #7 on: 24 October 2006, 09:48:47 »
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Expensive to run, high maintinance, and unreliable !! ;D


...and where Omegas rust women go wrinkly - still i would hope to get more than 5 years ownership out of her before wrinkles appear  :-/ ::) God i am going to get so slapped for that  :-/
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« Reply #8 on: 24 October 2006, 09:50:43 »
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Expensive to run, high maintinance, and unreliable !! ;D


...and where Omegas rust women go wrinkly - still i would hope to get more than 5 years ownership out of her before wrinkles appear  :-/ ::) God i am going to get so slapped for that  :-/
And they make a racket when there's something wrong ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 24 October 2006, 10:03:13 »
Yeah, so you should treat your woman like your car..........................

Get into her twice a day and take her to the limit and back!!!  8-)
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« Reply #10 on: 24 October 2006, 10:25:22 »
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Yeah, so you should treat your woman like your car..........................

Get into her twice a day and take her to the limit and back!!!  8-)

 [smiley=lolk.gif] ;D ;D

Tried that and ended up divorced!! :-? ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 24 October 2006, 10:26:49 »
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Get into her twice a day and take her to the limit and back!!!  8-)
;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 24 October 2006, 13:47:55 »
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Yeah, so you should treat your woman like your car..........................

Get into her twice a day and take her to the limit and back!!!  8-)
Thank you Swiss Tony ;)
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« Reply #13 on: 24 October 2006, 14:55:41 »
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Get into her twice a day and take her to the limit and back!!!  8-)

 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 24 October 2006, 18:09:35 »
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Yeah, so you should treat your woman like your car..........................

Get into her twice a day and take her to the limit and back!!!  8-)


 ;D ;D wonders if thats experience speaking or wishful thinking  ;)
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