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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #45 on: 22 February 2012, 09:36:03 »
Quote from: the alarming man on 21 February 2012, 22:54:39
Quote from: geoffr70 on 21 February 2012, 10:34:35
When you've lost something, why is it always in the last place you look?




Because once you have found it you stop looking  :y



Talk about stating the obvious, that's the point. Some things don't need to be said  :y
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #46 on: 22 February 2012, 09:58:24 »
Quote from: Varche on 22 February 2012, 08:41:48
Where are the women everytime you see a report from Iran,Yemen,Egypt,Syria,Tunisia...................


Doing the housework  :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #47 on: 22 February 2012, 15:03:24 »
Why do men find women such a mystery? ::)
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #48 on: 22 February 2012, 15:09:11 »




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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #49 on: 22 February 2012, 16:06:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D and women know exactly where the on off button is ;D ;D very good did make i laugh that one :y :y
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« Reply #50 on: 22 February 2012, 16:09:04 »
Quote from: MaxV6 on 22 February 2012, 15:09:11


Ah I see, it's not that we're complicated it's just that you lot are far too simple to understand us!  :P :P
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« Reply #51 on: 22 February 2012, 16:44:19 »
Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 16:09:04
Quote from: MaxV6 on 22 February 2012, 15:09:11


Ah I see, it's not that we're complicated it's just that you lot are far too simple to understand us!  :P :P
;D your rather right there Ljay ;D
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #52 on: 22 February 2012, 17:00:56 »
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Ah I see, it's not that we're complicated it's just that you lot are far too simple to understand us!  :P :P
;D your rather right there Ljay ;D

Not really an issue, I can see the On/Off switch. Shame they forgot the wire the rather thing up. ::)
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #53 on: 22 February 2012, 20:03:35 »
why do women always have to have the last word
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« Reply #54 on: 22 February 2012, 20:11:10 »
why is it when the batts are flat in your remote you push the button harder like thats gonna make it work
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« Reply #55 on: 22 February 2012, 20:14:28 »
put the remote to your head it increases the range clarkson top gear.....strangley it works :o :o although you look like a knob ;D :D
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #56 on: 22 February 2012, 20:22:31 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 22 February 2012, 20:14:28
put the remote to your head it increases the range clarkson top gear.....strangley it works :o :o although you look like a knob ;D :D
told folk at work that and they thought i was daft,so i proved em wrong...thank chuff it worked  ;D
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Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« Reply #57 on: 22 February 2012, 20:34:15 »
its crazy but after watching clarkson it does work so many non belivers  ;D ;D
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« Reply #58 on: 22 February 2012, 22:43:12 »
Doesn't  work with tv remote...    ...why is that.  :D
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« Reply #59 on: 22 February 2012, 23:28:51 »
Quote from: hercules on 22 February 2012, 20:03:35
why do women always have to have the last word

Because we do and we're always right!  :P :P :P
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