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General Discussion Area / Re: Whats the stupidest thing you have EVER done ?

« on: 19 February 2008, 19:54:21 »

Daftest thing I've done today... ...my boss asked me to answer some questions as honestly as I could...  ...oh dear.


I've done many silly things in my time, many of them ending up in accidents and pain...

Thats up there with SWMBO ( any swmbo) saying " does my bum look big in this" and Mr pausing for a millisecond before saying "no dear"...

The question everyman dreads..

My mate answered that question with ...  "Of course it does, your bum looks big in everything because it IS big" ... needless to say he is no longer married to that lady. He now says the same thing to his 2nd wife and gets away with it because she is a "large lady" .. with an even larger personality and sense of humour !!    

19112

General Discussion Area / Re: Cam Belt - Slipped by 4.5 Teeth & 3.5 Teeth

« on: 19 February 2008, 10:10:24 »

Who's a lucky chap then ...  

Solid old beast the Omega .....

19113

General Discussion Area / Re: Stars

« on: 19 February 2008, 23:43:54 »

Nicely done ..  

19114

General Discussion Area / Re: International Man Laws

« on: 19 February 2008, 22:42:03 »

 

19115

General Discussion Area / Re: need to place a photo

« on: 19 February 2008, 19:50:15 »

answered in your post in the Newbie section

19116

General Discussion Area / Re: lesson's in life

« on: 19 February 2008, 19:33:46 »

Nice ...  

19117

General Discussion Area / Re: another joke (im bored)

« on: 19 February 2008, 19:36:45 »

 

19118

General Discussion Area / Re: joke :the hunter

« on: 19 February 2008, 19:30:52 »

Conjures up an enduring image!!  

eeeuuww  

19119

General Discussion Area / Re: Maries Gearbox change

« on: 18 February 2008, 21:20:15 »

Well done the pair of you ....  

and Marie .. some folks find the smell of OM15 or OX27 alluring .......

(I'm not one of them mind .... I much prefer Chanel .......    )

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General Discussion Area / Re: A 4 pot looking for an ABS card??

« on: 18 February 2008, 23:46:37 »

On ABS you don't have to OWN a V6 .. just have "an interest" in them ...  

19121

General Discussion Area / Re: Guess how old i am today..........

« on: 18 February 2008, 21:42:11 »

Many happy returns ..

19122

General Discussion Area / Re: when to dip?

« on: 14 February 2008, 21:28:15 »

You were taught, and you drive, correctly

Just 'cos the other prats don't  .....

19123

General Discussion Area / Re: Quiz Night Next Saturday

« on: 09 February 2008, 23:40:04 »

Can't make it I'm afraid .. SWMBO wishes to go away in the 'van next weekend ..  

19124

General Discussion Area / Re: loo-knee look.........

« on: 15 February 2008, 13:25:32 »

Jamie is dying to put me as "The good looking One!" instead of Newbie I would show the PM he sent me saying this, but that would be breaking the rules, so you just need to take my word for it

Oh, you sounded almost convincing about the PM, only you can't PM for another 120 posts

mmm he wants to be a moderator but doesn't know the rules ......  

oh dear ....  

 

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General Discussion Area / Re: job advert

« on: 15 February 2008, 10:22:20 »

VOSA traffic enforcement is very different to  the normal description ... Traffic wardens/parking attendannts etc etc ...

VOSA's roadworthiness and traffic enforcement work involves carrying out roadside spot checks on commercial and other vehicles for
compliance with regulations relating to; safety and environmental
standards, overloading, driver’s hours, operator licensing, vehicle
licensing and vocational drivers’ licences.
VOSA’s specialist enforcement staff are either, Vehicle Examiners, (VEs) responsible for checking the mechanical condition of a vehicle, or Traffic Examiners, (TEs) responsible for checking tachographs, drivers’ hours regulations, vehicle weight, licensing and other documentation.
Checks are held all over the country, either at the roadside or at
permanent sites such as weighbridges. Vehicles selected for examination are directed into the check site either by specialist VOSA staff or by a police officer.

so be sure you are looking at the right area for you .....

More info here :

http://www.vosa.gov.uk/careers

and here

https://www5.i-grasp.com/fe/wrap_SendFile.asp?key=1245482&c=238754717154&pagestamp=sepywqnnoqqvrhyltv