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joke :the hunter
« on: 19 February 2008, 11:46:30 »

Camuck and two friends go camping and hunting in the woods. When camuck goes hunting, he has a nasty habit of repeatedly squatting over a log and crapping a huge mess, falling asleep with his pants still around his ankles. He would then return to camp late, worrying his friends. They are grossed out by camucks behavior and tell him "One of these day's, you're going to crap your guts out!" The next day, after getting a deer, the two find camuck fast asleep, next to a huge steaming pile of crap. They decide to play a joke on him and leave, on top of the pile, the entire gut pile from the deer they harvested. Quite a bit later, back at camp, camuck slowly returns, with a concerned look on his face. They ask "Whats up? You Okay?" camuck replies, "You guys were right, I finally crapped my guts out!" They ask "What did you do?" camuck replies, "Well for the grace of God, and a big stick, I managed to get them back in!"
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Re: joke :the hunter
« Reply #1 on: 19 February 2008, 12:04:24 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke :the hunter
« Reply #2 on: 19 February 2008, 12:13:14 »

 :-[

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Re: joke :the hunter
« Reply #3 on: 19 February 2008, 12:21:10 »

Like it :y ;D
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Re: joke :the hunter
« Reply #4 on: 19 February 2008, 14:46:57 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke :the hunter
« Reply #5 on: 19 February 2008, 16:14:03 »

Conjures up an enduring image!!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke :the hunter
« Reply #6 on: 19 February 2008, 19:30:52 »

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Conjures up an enduring image!!  ;D ;D ;D


eeeuuww  :(
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