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Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« on: 09 February 2012, 00:42:37 »

So there I was on the way back home from London and got the munchies, so decided to get myself a Kabab, full monty type with lots of chillie and garlic sauce in north Chingford (the Posh part), so Im parked up, just got in the Car outside the shops, put the open Kebab box on the dash with the window open (didn;t want the smell to linger) and looked down to change the FM station.

Next minute looked back up and there's a fox half in the car through the window with its teeth on the Kebab, shocked, I scream like a baby, which stunned the fox and shacked it about before running off with an empty yellow box, I can still see His eyes now, needless to say most of the Kebab ended up all over the place, mostly on Me, and my heart rates going ten to the dozen.

Is nothing frecking safe in the towns anymore, thieving bastards theve got no fears anymore.

A now calmed down and hungry Chris,   
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #1 on: 09 February 2012, 01:04:28 »

You still ate it then?  :D
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #2 on: 09 February 2012, 01:23:25 »

Least it wasn't after your mobile mate ;)
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #3 on: 09 February 2012, 03:31:59 »

For the crime statistics, native or ethnic fox.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #4 on: 09 February 2012, 09:14:51 »

Cheeky batsrad! :o

Well, it was the townies who decided to ban hunting... ;)
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #5 on: 09 February 2012, 09:20:04 »

used to seeing seagulls etc pounce for food....but thats a new one on me!

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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #6 on: 09 February 2012, 09:28:16 »

The fox was probably used to humans due to idiots feeding it.

rather townies  >:(
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #7 on: 09 February 2012, 09:35:03 »

Yep, we don't see many foxes now due to being in the country ::)

Townies wanted to ban fox hunting and let the vermin (and let's be clear, the fox is vermin) thrive so they have moved into towns for easy pickings ::)
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #8 on: 09 February 2012, 10:23:08 »

The fox was probably used to humans due to idiots feeding it.

rather townies  >:(

Our next door neighbours(in the Midlands) for a long time put out a roast chicken dinner EVERY night for the foxes. They liked the chicken. Couldn't see the point of the veggies. Do foxes also need five a day? ;D
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #9 on: 09 February 2012, 12:27:10 »

Yep, we don't see many foxes now due to being in the country ::)

Townies wanted to ban fox hunting and let the vermin (and let's be clear, the fox is vermin) thrive so they have moved into towns for easy pickings ::)

Foxes are only seen as vermin because the greedy, space and resource hungry human race constantly take more and more and encroach on the foxes, and other animals habitat. The foxes still need to live, then there's the conflict. They're still living creatures with a right to life no less than our own. I would class some humans as vermin over animals.
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #10 on: 09 February 2012, 12:45:10 »

Yep, we don't see many foxes now due to being in the country ::)

Townies wanted to ban fox hunting and let the vermin (and let's be clear, the fox is vermin) thrive so they have moved into towns for easy pickings ::)

Foxes are only seen as vermin because the greedy, space and resource hungry human race constantly take more and more and encroach on the foxes, and other animals habitat. The foxes still need to live, then there's the conflict. They're still living creatures with a right to life no less than our own. I would class some humans as vermin over animals.

Aye, there's a ghetto estate full of 'em near here >:(
We refer to them as 'chavs' ............ they've labelled us decent grafting sorts as 'mugs' >:(

One or two foxes apparent locally, though no obvious problems apparent. :y
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #11 on: 09 February 2012, 12:48:05 »

Yep, we don't see many foxes now due to being in the country ::)

Townies wanted to ban fox hunting and let the vermin (and let's be clear, the fox is vermin) thrive so they have moved into towns for easy pickings ::)

Foxes are only seen as vermin because the greedy, space and resource hungry human race constantly take more and more and encroach on the foxes, and other animals habitat. The foxes still need to live, then there's the conflict. They're still living creatures with a right to life no less than our own. I would class some humans as vermin over animals.
On that point we agree :y :y

As for the rest... We'll have to agree to disagree ;) Foxes spread as much disease as rats
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #12 on: 09 February 2012, 12:57:15 »

Foxes are only seen as vermin because the greedy, space and resource hungry human race constantly take more and more and encroach on the foxes, and other animals habitat. The foxes still need to live, then there's the conflict. They're still living creatures with a right to life no less than our own. I would class some humans as vermin over animals.

Try telling that to someone who keeps chickens, or sheep, for that matter. Both also animals with a right to live, of course.

The problem is that foxes kill whenever the opportunity presents itself, not just when they are hungry, and, now that the bleeding hearts have had their way, they have no predators.

Give them the right to roam free unimpeded, but don't complain about the carnage they leave behind. ;)
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #13 on: 09 February 2012, 13:25:55 »

if i had get a rifle i would gladly shoot the bloody things...they are vermin just like mice and rats imo !!! :y
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Re: Frightened the frecking life out of me!
« Reply #14 on: 09 February 2012, 13:47:55 »

 you can still shoot them i do  but you cant hunt them whith dogs its not illeagle to nhunt them just dont use dogs
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