So there I was on the way back home from London and got the munchies, so decided to get myself a Kabab, full monty type with lots of chillie and garlic sauce in north Chingford (the Posh part), so Im parked up, just got in the Car outside the shops, put the open Kebab box on the dash with the window open (didn;t want the smell to linger) and looked down to change the FM station.
Next minute looked back up and there's a fox half in the car through the window with its teeth on the Kebab, shocked, I scream like a baby, which stunned the fox and shacked it about before running off with an empty yellow box, I can still see His eyes now, needless to say most of the Kebab ended up all over the place, mostly on Me, and my heart rates going ten to the dozen.
Is nothing frecking safe in the towns anymore, thieving bastards theve got no fears anymore.
A now calmed down and hungry Chris,