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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #30 on: 31 August 2016, 13:49:38 »
Oops..sorry guys, I hadn`t realised that bit of the forum was for paid up members  :-[

To be fair a lot of it is open for all with some sections for members only, didn`t think the car care would be one of them though.
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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #31 on: 31 August 2016, 13:52:25 »
 ;D ;D Tis top secret stuff, I'll bet ;)

I'm taking the easy way out to the water spots, Opti - paying someone to come and detail the car over two days.. wash, paint correct, ceramic seal, wax, etc. A man of your means can surely easily afford such treatment for your fine looking Jaguar..

[edit] Of course I'll still have to wash it every week but at least the crap will come off more easily!
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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #32 on: 31 August 2016, 13:59:08 »
Ahhh washing the car, don't really have to bother with that when your car is worth about as much as a Mars Bar and a packet of cheese and onion crisps.

Not washed the 2.2 in at least the last 6 months, not sure if I've washed the car this year.  :-\  ;D

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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #33 on: 31 August 2016, 14:03:19 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 31 August 2016, 13:52:25
;D ;D Tis top secret stuff, I'll bet ;)

I'm taking the easy way out to the water spots, Opti - paying someone to come and detail the car over two days.. wash, paint correct, ceramic seal, wax, etc. A man of your means can surely easily afford such treatment for your fine looking Jaguar..

[edit] Of course I'll still have to wash it every week but at least the crap will come off more easily!

Aaron, being one step up from total destitution I don't have the financial  means to 'get a man in'. However, I have invested in a couple of micro fibre cloths  to dry the car after using a good quality car shampoo.  I have also bought this. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JOVJKZW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #34 on: 31 August 2016, 14:07:01 »
Quote from: tunnie on 31 August 2016, 13:59:08
Ahhh washing the car, don't really have to bother with that when your car is worth about as much as a Mars Bar and a packet of cheese and onion crisps.

Not washed the 2.2 in at least the last 6 months, not sure if I've washed the car this year.  :-\  ;D
If only you followed the same methodology for your car maintenance... they might last longer ;D
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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #35 on: 31 August 2016, 14:09:27 »
Opti - you need to be building up a collection of Meguiaers & Poorboys products. The cost will be no more than the price you get for your insignificant.  :)
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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #36 on: 31 August 2016, 18:05:18 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 14:03:19
Quote from: aaronjb on 31 August 2016, 13:52:25
;D ;D Tis top secret stuff, I'll bet ;)

I'm taking the easy way out to the water spots, Opti - paying someone to come and detail the car over two days.. wash, paint correct, ceramic seal, wax, etc. A man of your means can surely easily afford such treatment for your fine looking Jaguar..

[edit] Of course I'll still have to wash it every week but at least the crap will come off more easily!

Aaron, being one step up from total destitution I don't have the financial  means to 'get a man in'. However, I have invested in a couple of micro fibre cloths  to dry the car after using a good quality car shampoo.  I have also bought this. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JOVJKZW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

That looks like posh paint stripper to me!  :P  ::)  ;D

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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #37 on: 31 August 2016, 18:34:31 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 31 August 2016, 18:05:18
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 14:03:19
Quote from: aaronjb on 31 August 2016, 13:52:25
;D ;D Tis top secret stuff, I'll bet ;)

I'm taking the easy way out to the water spots, Opti - paying someone to come and detail the car over two days.. wash, paint correct, ceramic seal, wax, etc. A man of your means can surely easily afford such treatment for your fine looking Jaguar..

[edit] Of course I'll still have to wash it every week but at least the crap will come off more easily!

Aaron, being one step up from total destitution I don't have the financial  means to 'get a man in'. However, I have invested in a couple of micro fibre cloths  to dry the car after using a good quality car shampoo.  I have also bought this. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JOVJKZW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

That looks like posh paint stripper to me!  :P  ::)  ;D
Fork off......quality stuff. :y
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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #38 on: 31 August 2016, 18:50:30 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 18:34:31
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 31 August 2016, 18:05:18
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 14:03:19
Quote from: aaronjb on 31 August 2016, 13:52:25
;D ;D Tis top secret stuff, I'll bet ;)

I'm taking the easy way out to the water spots, Opti - paying someone to come and detail the car over two days.. wash, paint correct, ceramic seal, wax, etc. A man of your means can surely easily afford such treatment for your fine looking Jaguar..

[edit] Of course I'll still have to wash it every week but at least the crap will come off more easily!

Aaron, being one step up from total destitution I don't have the financial  means to 'get a man in'. However, I have invested in a couple of micro fibre cloths  to dry the car after using a good quality car shampoo.  I have also bought this. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JOVJKZW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

That looks like posh paint stripper to me!  :P  ::)  ;D
Fork off......quality stuff. :y

I'm sure but I don't think I'd be spraying it over my £30k investment though.....  :-\

I think you should go back to basics and get the SIL round, give her a bikini and a chamois and get her to give it a rub!  :y
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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #39 on: 31 August 2016, 20:24:38 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 31 August 2016, 18:50:30
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 18:34:31
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 31 August 2016, 18:05:18
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 14:03:19
Quote from: aaronjb on 31 August 2016, 13:52:25
;D ;D Tis top secret stuff, I'll bet ;)

I'm taking the easy way out to the water spots, Opti - paying someone to come and detail the car over two days.. wash, paint correct, ceramic seal, wax, etc. A man of your means can surely easily afford such treatment for your fine looking Jaguar..

[edit] Of course I'll still have to wash it every week but at least the crap will come off more easily!

Aaron, being one step up from total destitution I don't have the financial  means to 'get a man in'. However, I have invested in a couple of micro fibre cloths  to dry the car after using a good quality car shampoo.  I have also bought this. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JOVJKZW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

That looks like posh paint stripper to me!  :P  ::)  ;D
Fork off......quality stuff. :y

I'm sure but I don't think I'd be spraying it over my £30k investment though.....  :-\

I think you should go back to basics and get the SIL round, give her a bikini and a chamois and get her to give it a rub! :y

Get her to give what a rub? :)
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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #40 on: 31 August 2016, 20:32:02 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 20:24:38
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 31 August 2016, 18:50:30
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 18:34:31
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 31 August 2016, 18:05:18
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 14:03:19
Quote from: aaronjb on 31 August 2016, 13:52:25
;D ;D Tis top secret stuff, I'll bet ;)

I'm taking the easy way out to the water spots, Opti - paying someone to come and detail the car over two days.. wash, paint correct, ceramic seal, wax, etc. A man of your means can surely easily afford such treatment for your fine looking Jaguar..

[edit] Of course I'll still have to wash it every week but at least the crap will come off more easily!

Aaron, being one step up from total destitution I don't have the financial  means to 'get a man in'. However, I have invested in a couple of micro fibre cloths  to dry the car after using a good quality car shampoo.  I have also bought this. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JOVJKZW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

That looks like posh paint stripper to me!  :P  ::)  ;D
Fork off......quality stuff. :y

I'm sure but I don't think I'd be spraying it over my £30k investment though.....  :-\

I think you should go back to basics and get the SIL round, give her a bikini and a chamois and get her to give it a rub! :y

Get her to give what a rub? :)

Your pride and joy of course M'lud!  :y
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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #41 on: 31 August 2016, 22:06:04 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 31 August 2016, 20:32:02
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 20:24:38
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 31 August 2016, 18:50:30
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 18:34:31
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 31 August 2016, 18:05:18
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 14:03:19
Quote from: aaronjb on 31 August 2016, 13:52:25
;D ;D Tis top secret stuff, I'll bet ;)

I'm taking the easy way out to the water spots, Opti - paying someone to come and detail the car over two days.. wash, paint correct, ceramic seal, wax, etc. A man of your means can surely easily afford such treatment for your fine looking Jaguar..

[edit] Of course I'll still have to wash it every week but at least the crap will come off more easily!

Aaron, being one step up from total destitution I don't have the financial  means to 'get a man in'. However, I have invested in a couple of micro fibre cloths  to dry the car after using a good quality car shampoo.  I have also bought this. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JOVJKZW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

That looks like posh paint stripper to me!  :P  ::)  ;D
Fork off......quality stuff. :y

I'm sure but I don't think I'd be spraying it over my £30k investment though.....  :-\

I think you should go back to basics and get the SIL round, give her a bikini and a chamois and get her to give it a rub! :y

Get her to give what a rub? :)

Your pride and joy of course M'lud!  :y

.. and then you could take her for a ride if you're not too tired. :y
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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #42 on: 31 August 2016, 22:08:21 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 31 August 2016, 18:50:30
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 18:34:31
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 31 August 2016, 18:05:18
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 August 2016, 14:03:19
Quote from: aaronjb on 31 August 2016, 13:52:25
;D ;D Tis top secret stuff, I'll bet ;)

I'm taking the easy way out to the water spots, Opti - paying someone to come and detail the car over two days.. wash, paint correct, ceramic seal, wax, etc. A man of your means can surely easily afford such treatment for your fine looking Jaguar..

[edit] Of course I'll still have to wash it every week but at least the crap will come off more easily!

Aaron, being one step up from total destitution I don't have the financial  means to 'get a man in'. However, I have invested in a couple of micro fibre cloths  to dry the car after using a good quality car shampoo.  I have also bought this. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JOVJKZW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

That looks like posh paint stripper to me!  :P  ::)  ;D
Fork off......quality stuff. :y

I'm sure but I don't think I'd be spraying it over my £30k investment though.....  :-\

I think you should go back to basics and get the SIL round, give her a bikini and a chamois and get her to give it a rub!  :y

I don`t think I`d spray it over my £3 wheelbarrow  ;D
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Re: Water stains.
« Reply #44 on: 01 September 2016, 12:09:48 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 01 September 2016, 11:11:39
I think you need something more like this, Opti: http://www.theultimatefinish.co.uk/gtechniq/crystal-serum-light-exo-kit.aspx

What a good example of marketing drivel. It's got the lot, long names strung together from buzzwords ( serum, ultra, nano), a wanky "technical" company name and minute quantities at ridiculous prices for "professional" use.
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