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General Discussion Area / Re: How to attract Women
« on: 24 January 2012, 01:50:08 »
Uhm not to many comments, this could be down to several reasons, lack of experience, morals or perhaps censorship I:E wife or girlfriend peering over your shoulder, anyways to push on.

The first thing to bear in mind is women are vain creatures (not all but the majority) hence the market for female products clothes etc, of course they will cite looking good makes then feel good but at the heart of this still lies vanity. That is card one, card two is there ability to handle alcohol. Most of the time over indulging in drink will result in the carefree more likely to chance it attitude however many will be aware of this and will apply limits knowing full well what the outcome may well be. This is particulary true with the slightly older (22+) girl as she has more than likely been "caught" before. Slightly easier with the younger ones (18+) cause the lesson has not been learnt yet and whilst they think they know what they are doing at the back of there mind "unsure" still resides.

I tend to avoid the younger ones anyways cause it makes me feel like a pervert :-X. Anyway back to the game.

So the equation for probable success:

V+A = HPF {V = Vanity A = Alcohol and the result is HPF (happy pissed female ;D ;D)

Of course to get this equation to add up you first have to be able to get the subject passed her intake limit, there are several ways in which you can achieve this, I think one of the most used techniques is to purchase double or treble shots but this must be done in stages start with singles then doubles etc, this is an important step and must not be rushed otherwise you will be sussed and the likely outcome will be you will end up buying the drinks till she realises she has had enough makes a quick excuse and bids you goodnight :-[. Upon purchase of the drinks say the second also buy a packet of ready salted peanuts crisps etc open the packet and leave them on the table they will get picked at this helps to increase thirst and will help to dilute the taste of the third round which will become a double shot, if possible use a club/bar that serves 35ml instead of 25ml. The other thing to add is to try and get the drinks drunk as quick as possible as there is a time delay between cause and effect. If four drinks latter you still have her attention you are 80% home but remember dont over do it you dont want to end up with something that throws up and passes out :'(. The last 20% of the way is down to you. Oh and its ok to lie through your teeth (if you still have any) its not like you are likely to be chatting up a nun

Other tips include:

Dont give your name and carry a mobile with a disposable sim card at some point she may request a number.
Dont talk about wifes ex,s kids cars or holidays
Do keep asking the questions and inserting compliments to keep the subject of conversation on her.
Once the time looks right try and segregate her from her girlfriends you dont need there opinions and they may well bring her back to her senses.
Dont get pissed yourself but a bit does help
Have your story covered I:E who you are whats your history why you are there and where you come from.

If the above produces a result dont fall alseep you dont want to be there when she wakes in the morning,if this does happen you may be lucky, she realises her mistake and tells you to break off if not she will already be making forward plans as to what happens next and will try and prolong your stay.

So remember vanity spoken with a silver tounge (hers not yours) and alcohol are the keys

Happy hunting then, and please dont ask if this works on gays I have no idea.

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General Discussion Area / Re: How to attract Women
« on: 24 January 2012, 00:01:33 »
Rohypnol is cheaper. :D ;D ;D

Granted, but do you really want to come across as a cheapskate you already have to deal with an excuse for driving an Omega ;D the other factor to take into account is I prefer Smirnoff as its been proved to keep the Lady women asleep whilst making good an escape and thus avoiding having to make crappy excuses up as to why to are on your toes at stupid O clock in the morning.


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General Discussion Area / How to attract Women
« on: 23 January 2012, 23:31:00 »
A lot of guys find it difficult to attract women especially those gorgeous ones. However, it is important to understand that beautiful women happen to care more about the personality rather than the looks of men. So for men who are confident and daring, it won’t be hard to attract women.
If you want to attract women effectively, check out the following pointers and begin applying them. The key is to make a woman interested enough for her to approach you or at least give you a sign the she is indeed attracted with you.
1. To attract women, it is essential to be confident. Keep in mind that confident men are self-controlled, thoughtful and are not affected by peer pressure. It is best to approach the bar quietly, order a drink and observe the room calmly. This is a good way to make women notice you immediately. Most women are drawn to confident men and they see them as experts in various areas. If you feel a little nervous, act confident anyway. This way, you can attract positive energy and be really confident.
2. Once you have spotted a potential date, make an aye contact and hold it for a while. If she looks away and blushes, give her a smile but if she does not look away and stares back at you, it means that she finds you appealing.
3. After approaching her, start an interesting conversation. Ask basic questions about herself and make an effort to keep your focus. It is a fact that very few men can manage to focus their attention to a woman during the conversation. It is important to make a woman feel special, that you are really into her. Make sure to be in control of the conversation and ask interesting questions that will keep her talking.
4. Though compliments are vital, it is important not to go overboard especially with someone you have just met. You can try complimenting her about the way she looks or about her elegance. The important thing is to be aware of your facial expressions and body language while talking to her.
5. If you feel that there is a certain attraction between the two of you, you can try get into her personal space. However, you need to do this with style and make sure not to freak her out. You can sit next to her instead of sitting across from your woman. It is also important to give her some space of her own especially if she is not still sure about you.

However if you cant be bothered with the above crap and intend to be gone before daylight breaks a bottle of Smirnoff works just as well :) :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Good lord! What does she look like...
« on: 23 January 2012, 22:15:32 »
Stand in my spot on a Friday & Saturday night and you will see a good few more like that - most seem to leave with someone, not my personal choice but each to there own, on the other hand my choices are not what they where and at 45 and driving an Omega it maybe time to climb down a rung or two :-\, One consolation is my memory is still good so shut my eyes and remember the past thus avoiding the need to find a bin bag.

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General Car Chat / Re: Thoughts please
« on: 20 January 2012, 21:26:45 »

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General Discussion Area / Re: Can you get a quart into a pint pot?
« on: 18 January 2012, 10:37:47 »
Ok sad I know :-[ but its that time of year again and work is always slow.

Quart / a unit of liquid capacity equal to a quarter of a gallon or two pints, equivalent in Britain to approximately 1.13 litres and in the US to approximately 0.94 litre.

1 US pint = 473.176473 millilitres.

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With probability theory all you need to do is multiply each combination of numbers by the next digit. so for a 0-9 (10 number) x 4 digit code, the number of combinations is 10 x 10 x 10 x 10 = 10,000.

For a lottery ticket win 0-49 is 49 numbers times 6 balls it is a little different. as the first number could be any one of the six numbers, second and of the 5 left out of 48 left etc

(49 / 6) * (48 / 5) * (47 /4) * (46 / 3) * (45 / 2) * (44 / 1) = 1 in 12,842,280

I make that 13,983,816 :y

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Sounds to me she,s getting the better of you ;D, look at it this way the answer has to be in front of you somewhere.

Here,s your odds


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Of the 10,000 4-digit numbers 5040 are non-repeating, 4320 one-repeating (doubles), 270 two-repeating (dual-doubles), 360 one-tripled, and 10 quadruples. Since a non-repeating number has 23 more siblings, we can divide 5040 by 24 to obtain 210 distinct non-repeating-digit numbers which are listed below.

4-digit, non-repeating-digit combinations (24-way)

0123, 0124, 0125, 0126, 0127, 0128, 0129, 0134, 0135, 0136, 0137, 0138, 0139, 0145, 0146, 0147, 0148, 0149, 0156, 0157, 0158, 0159, 0167, 0168, 0169, 0178, 0179, 0189, 0234, 0235, 0236, 0237, 0238, 0239, 0245, 0246, 0247, 0248, 0249, 0256, 0257, 0258, 0259, 0267, 0268, 0269, 0278, 0279, 0289, 0345, 0346, 0347, 0348, 0349, 0356, 0357, 0358, 0359, 0367, 0368, 0369, 0378, 0379, 0389, 0456, 0457, 0458, 0459, 0467, 0468, 0469, 0478, 0479, 0489, 0567, 0568, 0569, 0578, 0579, 0589, 0678, 0679, 0689, 0789, 1234, 1235, 1236, 1237, 1238, 1239, 1245, 1246, 1247, 1248, 1249, 1256, 1257, 1258, 1259, 1267, 1268, 1269, 1278, 1279, 1289, 1345, 1346, 1347, 1348, 1349, 1356, 1357, 1358, 1359, 1367, 1368, 1369, 1378, 1379, 1389, 1456, 1457, 1458, 1459, 1467, 1468, 1469, 1478, 1479, 1489, 1567, 1568, 1569, 1578, 1579, 1589, 1678, 1679, 1689, 1789, 2345, 2346, 2347, 2348, 2349, 2356, 2357, 2358, 2359, 2367, 2368, 2369, 2378, 2379, 2389, 2456, 2457, 2458, 2459, 2467, 2468, 2469, 2478, 2479, 2489, 2567, 2568, 2569, 2578, 2579, 2589, 2678, 2679, 2689, 2789, 3456, 3457, 3458, 3459, 3467, 3468, 3469, 3478, 3479, 3489, 3567, 3568, 3569, 3578, 3579, 3589, 3678, 3679, 3689, 3789, 4567, 4568, 4569, 4578, 4579, 4589, 4678, 4679, 4689, 4789, 5678, 5679, 5689, 5789, 6789

Similarly, since twelve one-repeating numbers can be represented by one number, there are 4320/12=360 distinct one-repeating-digit numbers (doubles) as listed below.
4-digit, one-repeating-digit (doubles) combinations (12-way)

0012, 0013, 0014, 0015, 0016, 0017, 0018, 0019, 0023, 0024, 0025, 0026, 0027, 0028, 0029, 0034, 0035, 0036, 0037, 0038, 0039, 0045, 0046, 0047, 0048, 0049, 0056, 0057, 0058, 0059, 0067, 0068, 0069, 0078, 0079, 0089, 0112, 0113, 0114, 0115, 0116, 0117, 0118, 0119, 0122, 0133, 0144, 0155, 0166, 0177, 0188, 0199, 0223, 0224, 0225, 0226, 0227, 0228, 0229, 0233, 0244, 0255, 0266, 0277, 0288, 0299, 0334, 0335, 0336, 0337, 0338, 0339, 0344, 0355, 0366, 0377, 0388, 0399, 0445, 0446, 0447, 0448, 0449, 0455, 0466, 0477, 0488, 0499, 0556, 0557, 0558, 0559, 0566, 0577, 0588, 0599, 0667, 0668, 0669, 0677, 0688, 0699, 0778, 0779, 0788, 0799, 0889, 0899, 1123, 1124, 1125, 1126, 1127, 1128, 1129, 1134, 1135, 1136, 1137, 1138, 1139, 1145, 1146, 1147, 1148, 1149, 1156, 1157, 1158, 1159, 1167, 1168, 1169, 1178, 1179, 1189, 1223, 1224, 1225, 1226, 1227, 1228, 1229, 1233, 1244, 1255, 1266, 1277, 1288, 1299, 1334, 1335, 1336, 1337, 1338, 1339, 1344, 1355, 1366, 1377, 1388, 1399, 1445, 1446, 1447, 1448, 1449, 1455, 1466, 1477, 1488, 1499, 1556, 1557, 1558, 1559, 1566, 1577, 1588, 1599, 1667, 1668, 1669, 1677, 1688, 1699, 1778, 1779, 1788, 1799, 1889, 1899, 2234, 2235, 2236, 2237, 2238, 2239, 2245, 2246, 2247, 2248, 2249, 2256, 2257, 2258, 2259, 2267, 2268, 2269, 2278, 2279, 2289, 2334, 2335, 2336, 2337, 2338, 2339, 2344, 2355, 2366, 2377, 2388, 2399, 2445, 2446, 2447, 2448, 2449, 2455, 2466, 2477, 2488, 2499, 2556, 2557, 2558, 2559, 2566, 2577, 2588, 2599, 2667, 2668, 2669, 2677, 2688, 2699, 2778, 2779, 2788, 2799, 2889, 2899, 3345, 3346, 3347, 3348, 3349, 3356, 3357, 3358, 3359, 3367, 3368, 3369, 3378, 3379, 3389, 3445, 3446, 3447, 3448, 3449, 3455, 3466, 3477, 3488, 3499, 3556, 3557, 3558, 3559, 3566, 3577, 3588, 3599, 3667, 3668, 3669, 3677, 3688, 3699, 3778, 3779, 3788, 3799, 3889, 3899, 4456, 4457, 4458, 4459, 4467, 4468, 4469, 4478, 4479, 4489, 4556, 4557, 4558, 4559, 4566, 4577, 4588, 4599, 4667, 4668, 4669, 4677, 4688, 4699, 4778, 4779, 4788, 4799, 4889, 4899, 5567, 5568, 5569, 5578, 5579, 5589, 5667, 5668, 5669, 5677, 5688, 5699, 5778, 5779, 5788, 5799, 5889, 5899, 6678, 6679, 6689, 6778, 6779, 6788, 6799, 6889, 6899, 7789, 7889, 7899

Again, since six dual-doubles numbers can be represented by one number, there are 270/6=45 distinct dual-double-digit numbers as listed below.
4-digit, dual-double-digit combinations (6-way)

0011, 0022, 0033, 0044, 0055, 0066, 0077, 0088, 0099, 1122, 1133, 1144, 1155, 1166, 1177, 1188, 1199, 2233, 2244, 2255, 2266, 2277, 2288, 2299, 3344, 3355, 3366, 3377, 3388, 3399, 4455, 4466, 4477, 4488, 4499, 5566, 5577, 5588, 5599, 6677, 6688, 6699, 7788, 7799, 8899

Finally, since four dual-doubles numbers can be represented by one number, there are 360/4=90 distinct one-tripled-digit numbers as listed below.
4-digit, one-tripled-digit combinations (4-way)

0001, 0002, 0003, 0004, 0005, 0006, 0007, 0008, 0009, 0111, 0222, 0333, 0444, 0555, 0666, 0777, 0888, 0999, 1112, 1113, 1114, 1115, 1116, 1117, 1118, 1119, 1222, 1333, 1444, 1555, 1666, 1777, 1888, 1999, 2223, 2224, 2225, 2226, 2227, 2228, 2229, 2333, 2444, 2555, 2666, 2777, 2888, 2999, 3334, 3335, 3336, 3337, 3338, 3339, 3444, 3555, 3666, 3777, 3888, 3999, 4445, 4446, 4447, 4448, 4449, 4555, 4666, 4777, 4888, 4999, 5556, 5557, 5558, 5559, 5666, 5777, 5888, 5999, 6667, 6668, 6669, 6777, 6888, 6999, 7778, 7779, 7888, 7999, 8889, 8999


Think you got your work cut out ;D :y


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General Discussion Area / Re: Dual computers question
« on: 17 January 2012, 13:59:10 »
I have the first computer with a DVI output connected to a splitter that then feeds two monitors one running 1600x900 and the other 1680x1050. When I connect a second computer to one of the monitors I use the VGA input on the monitor and tell the first computer not to extend the desktop and then by default the monitor will display the second computer via the VGA. This all depends on a couple of hardware factors one computer needs to output to DVI and the other to VGA and at least one monitor needs to have DVI and VGA inputs.

Did forget to mention that this will not help you out with the mouse/keyboard but I am sure that was obvious to you, this is not a problem to me as the second machine is a laptop with a knackered screen but the touchpad and keyboard work fine.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dual computers question
« on: 17 January 2012, 12:51:06 »
I have the first computer with a DVI output connected to a splitter that then feeds two monitors one running 1600x900 and the other 1680x1050. When I connect a second computer to one of the monitors I use the VGA input on the monitor and tell the first computer not to extend the desktop and then by default the monitor will display the second computer via the VGA. This all depends on a couple of hardware factors one computer needs to output to DVI and the other to VGA and at least one monitor needs to have DVI and VGA inputs.

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General Discussion Area / British Law (joke)
« on: 17 January 2012, 02:55:03 »
Whilst being plagued with revenue generating cameras and ever more inventive schemes devised by the Government Councils and the Police to pry money from your pocket all under the guise of reducing criminal activity, protecting the environment, making the country a better place and all the other bo**ocks we are fed as well as scores of telephone hotlines (for which you do not have to give your name as per missing backbone) so you can do the right thing be an upstanding citizen and grass on your neighbour cause his Jack Russell sh*t on the path thereby warranting two Gestapo and a car to rush up and issue another FP we can therefore all sleep tight knowing we have done the right thing according to joke book of British law invented by overpaid greedy double dealing two faced crooks (as clearly demonstrated by the same) and enforced by these people

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2087450/Police-plied-Sean-Wall-17-cider-bid-crime-confession.html

and they still get to keep there job.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Omega doors are heavy
« on: 16 January 2012, 23:31:45 »
I know three guys who have had pain on with fingers, one jumped out of a truck cab caught his ring and ripped his finger off, second one got carried away with a chainsaw and managed to cut the top off three fingers on his left hand and the third lost two fingers in the fly wheel of a V8 Scania. Was there on all occasions not nice.

Hope the lad makes a quick recovery :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Virgin Media Broadband.
« on: 16 January 2012, 23:09:06 »
Looking forward to my doubling.. I need to download the whole interwebs, after all!



Was just thinking about the time we had 56.6k and then we went to 512k broadband (thought that was quick), not that long ago but a world away from the above.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Virgin Media Broadband.
« on: 16 January 2012, 22:54:17 »
Very nice, not possible for me as fell out with Virgin on account of all the "Extras" they kept adding the bill and the down times we where getting. Now back at BT and they told us 8 meg was as good as it was going to get. The line actually does better than that through out the day we get 10 - 10.5 and after midnight (ish) it will creep towards 11 - 12 not bad gives average download speeds of 1.2 Mb/s and uplifts of 700 - 750k.


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