Please play nicely. No one wants to listen/read a keyboard warriors rants....
50 today,bloody hell! where did all the years go? really makes you think about life ( and where its gone) only consolation is wife got me a "driving experience day" in a LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO !frigging tremendous!! wasn't expecting that at all 
took my daughter to work today,just by st james park a new multi story building is going up ,she mentioned how fast it was being built,i said it"was just like a giant meccano set" -"what's meccano" she said suddenly feel old
my son went down to brighton to see his girlfriend on friday night and was due to come home last night,we get a phone call last night saying"trains to london from brighton cancelled because of emergency repairs to a bridge" now too late to get a coach to london so he has to stay another night-very nice for him, -guess what , they won't accept last nights ticket so muggins here has to pay £132!!! to get the little sod home checked the local press ,and no mention of cancelled trains last night ,he sure is going to get his arse kicked when i have to pick him up from the station at 12.40 tonight well pissed off
just watching my nieghbour happily wandering around her bedroom just wearing her bra,she's no spring chicken but does have a magnificent pair! she dosen't seem to care about anybody seeing her ,defo a bit of a flasher! anybody else got a "careless" nieghbour? 
snowing like hell here in newcastle, getting REALLY sick of it now
The police turned up at my brother in laws house late this afternoon to "investigate a motoring incident" what was the terrible crime? hit and run,drink driving, ? nothing so dramatic, he was parked in a supermarket car park and managed to gently roll back and nudge a bollard, no damage to either bollard or bumper-when was the heinous crime committed-LAST AUGUST !! good to know they're on the ball !
Winter has arrived in our house ,wife has the heating on for the first time in months ,bang goes my gas bill!, anybody else out there think it's a tad early for the heating ?
