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General Discussion Area / student exam
« on: 17 January 2012, 14:21:27 »
He deserved better and I would have given him 100%


Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page.

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* Wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* Sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* One handed elephants dont exist.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands.

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
 * No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.


Hat, coat, gloves, cheerio ;D


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General Discussion Area / whats the quickest
« on: 12 January 2012, 19:22:19 »
youve ever sold a car   this morning at 9am i put a ad on gumtree to sell my mrs skoda yeti  and stone me it sold within the hour for full asking price   the old boy who bought it transferred the cash into our bank and deal done  very happy and her new car has been ordered today so shes happy and hopefully i can have some peace for a few days ;D

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General Discussion Area / press ups
« on: 10 January 2012, 22:05:26 »
How many can you do?

I did 4 this morning







she was not impressed ;D


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no theres no pics ;D

its going to potentially cost the NHS £158MILLION to replace these womans tits.



Not mine or your fault that due to their inital veiness that they now have a problem.

And yet the NHS (in wales at least) will not only get the corrupted tits out (i just about accept this on the NHS) but will then replace them with Made IN Britain Tits costing me and you money.

Fkin Scaandalous IMO - when there are Cancer patients refused particular drugs because they are too expensive.


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General Discussion Area / government advice on drinking
« on: 09 January 2012, 19:39:12 »
two alcohol free days a week, someones having a laugh surely? two alcohol free days  ;D ;D

im in the pub everyday  so which days do i give it a miss ;D ;D


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General Discussion Area / scotland do we stick together
« on: 09 January 2012, 19:04:06 »
I am getting extremly sick of the two tier UK, when the Scots can use UK money to subsidise their students and their prescriptions...

Also how the Scots MPs can vote on our laws, but we can't vote on theirs.. more Labour inequality....

Another  Labour travesty...

So, part of me says, fck em and goodbye....

but then would it be better to stick together and be united  albeit with a few changes  im 50 50 at the moment  thoughts please particuarly from any scotsmen  :y



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General Discussion Area / most people would nick
« on: 09 January 2012, 13:41:43 »

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General Discussion Area / what was no 1 in charts
« on: 08 January 2012, 16:11:54 »
when you were born

for me
On 5th Jan 1972 ...

The Number 1 single was:
The New Seekers - "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing"
       For Number 1 single over the subsequent years Click Here

The Number 1 album was:
T. Rex - "Electric Warrior"
       For Number 1 album over the subsequent years Click Here


Born on 5th Jan:
1923 - Sam Phillips ( founder of Sun Records; signed Elvis Presley )
1950 - Chris Stein ( guitarist, Blondie )
1964 - Phil Thornalley ( vocalist, guitarist, Johnny Hates Jazz / The Cure )
1966 - Kate Schellenbach ( drummer; The Beastie Boys / Luscious Jackson )
1969 - Marilyn Manson ( real name Brian Warner )

 
http://www.everyhit.com/dates/
     

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General Discussion Area / im back
« on: 08 January 2012, 16:03:29 »
after being banned for a few days   apparently i was a bit out of order on 5th jan  and banned    not sure what i posted as i was a bit sloshed after being in the pub all day celebrating my 40th   so if i offended you  tough ;D i apologize to admin and oofers alike :y

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General Discussion Area / feel rough
« on: 01 January 2012, 16:35:14 »
hope you all had a good night last night    i went to a party at a mates  got there at 10 and it finished at 5 this morning  and by god did we do some drinking   only managed to drag myself out of bed at 4 this afternoon ;D   going to get some food eaten  have a few more beers and chill until tonight as the new series of hawaii 5 0 and ncis la start   :y

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General Discussion Area / the blonde
« on: 30 December 2011, 19:39:17 »
lezzer on coronation street    i would   that is all ;D

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General Discussion Area / bloody drink drivers
« on: 24 December 2011, 23:02:07 »
was at work this morning on a call out  job went smoothly  so set off for home and got smashed into by a bloke who was pissed  my van is totaly smashed up  his car is worse  and ive got a banging headache and sore back   spent 6 hours in hospital  but not seriously hurt     one thing i will say is make sure you all wear your seat belts as if i didnt put mine on today i think i could of been in a whole world of pain

so going to go and have a nice long hot bath and a large scotch    happy christmas everyone hope you all have a good one :y


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General Discussion Area / a northern bird worse for wear
« on: 22 December 2011, 21:54:50 »
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cctv-drunk-woman-falls-under-train-054701438.html


She's clearly gone offf the rails.

It's those platform shoes.

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General Discussion Area / alan hansen accused of being a racist
« on: 22 December 2011, 19:17:09 »
Another load of shyt been posted over youtube and the internet regarding Hansen been a racist for saying 'colored' Yawwwwwn.

its going too far now   >:(  all these  do gooders need a kick in the 'dangle berries'


Former Liverpool footballer Alan Hansen has apologised after describing black players as "coloured" during a debate on Match of the Day.
Hansen angerred viewers after he referred to black players as "coloured" when discussing the race row threatening to engulf the sport.
At the time he said: "There's a lot of coloured players in all the major teams and there's a lot of coloured players that are probably the best in the Premier League."
Hansen has now apologised "unreservedly" for using the term.
He said: "I unreservedly apologise for any offence caused. This was never my intention and I deeply regret the use of the word."

he should of  told them to shove it up their arse >:(

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