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General Discussion Area / Re: Poor Big Blue!
« on: 24 February 2012, 22:15:24 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 24 February 2012, 21:48:04
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 24 February 2012, 20:12:01
Quote from: Jimbob on 24 February 2012, 19:45:19
I Would like to add thanks for all the offers of help and advice.  Much appreciated.

In her defence...we have both filled up here, and many other garages on the 'wrong' side.  A great queue buster normally.
Whether this was a positioning error, or shorter hose than normal, I dont know.

 :o i see but what about the garage :o ;D

Maybe it ws just cold!  ;D ;D ;D

Obviously a man thing! ::) ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Which forum is it then ......
« on: 24 February 2012, 21:29:39 »
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: Poor Big Blue!
« on: 24 February 2012, 19:42:34 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 24 February 2012, 19:08:27
broke wind :P

Cheeky! ;D

Nope!  Just embarrassed myself by queuing for ages, then joining the shortest q to fill up on the offside of the car and then not being able to get the nozzle to stretch to the filler cap!  Felt about an inch tall, got in the car and drove off!  :-[ :-[
Then spent the next 60 miles waiting to run out of fuel, called back to the unmanned, pay at pump petrol station at 11 p.m. only to chicken out of filling up when a car full of blokes pulled up! :-[ :-[ :(  Hence going to work in Jimbob's car as didn't have time to get fuel! ;)


The speculation from you lot has been amusing though! ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Poor Big Blue!
« on: 24 February 2012, 16:23:14 »
Quote from: Auto Addict on 24 February 2012, 09:06:43
Quote from: Elite Pete on 24 February 2012, 07:17:16
Forgot your purse maybe ::)

Got out of the car and her skirt was tucked in the back of her knickers ::)

You're assuming I wear them! ;) ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« on: 23 February 2012, 21:50:40 »
Quote from: Guffer on 23 February 2012, 21:17:54
Quote from: LJay on 23 February 2012, 20:45:07
Quote from: Guffer on 23 February 2012, 20:04:11
Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 15:03:24
Why do men find women such a mystery? ::)

This is why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ

 8)

I think that explained it perfectly! ;)

So you admit that the perfect guy for you is a gay football(amercian) coach  ::)

Nope!  I'm on here and I drive an omega so surely that sets me aside from the average woman! ::) :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« on: 23 February 2012, 20:45:07 »
Quote from: Guffer on 23 February 2012, 20:04:11
Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 15:03:24
Why do men find women such a mystery? ::)

This is why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1vpiyTcmCQ

 8)

I think that explained it perfectly! ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Poor Big Blue!
« on: 23 February 2012, 20:41:30 »
Quote from: CaptainZok on 23 February 2012, 20:40:03
Hope it wasn't anything like this. ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaxLeliIBH4

Nope, car is still intact!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Poor Big Blue!
« on: 23 February 2012, 20:37:21 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 23 February 2012, 19:44:39
Quote from: LJay on 23 February 2012, 19:41:50
You're all looking too deep! Though I'm not too sure what that says about me to be honest! ::) ::)

Big Blue is fine, if a tad thirsty.  I merely embarrassed myself!  :-[ :-[ :-[
If you were on normal form, you must have fallen over something ::) ;D

No!  You cheeky bugger!  :P :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: Poor Big Blue!
« on: 23 February 2012, 19:41:50 »
You're all looking too deep! Though I'm not too sure what that says about me to be honest! ::) ::)

Big Blue is fine, if a tad thirsty.  I merely embarrassed myself!  :-[ :-[ :-[

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General Discussion Area / Re: Poor Big Blue!
« on: 23 February 2012, 16:41:28 »
Quote from: bob.dent on 23 February 2012, 16:38:53
Quote from: LJay on 23 February 2012, 16:35:43
And you lot say women are dramatic.....talk about jumping to conclusions! :P

OK Laura, so if you didn't wrong fuel it just what DID you do? Fes up! ::)

Even I can't get diesel into a petrol filler cap, Bob.  I'm not that clever! ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Poor Big Blue!
« on: 23 February 2012, 16:35:43 »
And you lot say women are dramatic.....talk about jumping to conclusions! :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: Poor Big Blue!
« on: 23 February 2012, 08:38:02 »
Quote from: Entwood on 22 February 2012, 23:57:44
Quote from: aaronjb on 22 February 2012, 23:54:08
Quote from: LJay on 22 February 2012, 23:29:53
Ok so incident number 3 involved a petrol station...... :-X :-X :(

Fuel 'n run? ;D

nah .. she's not that daft .... is she ???    :-\ :-\ :-\

Who knows by my current performances??  Thinking of going blonde just so I have an excuse! ;)


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General Discussion Area / Re: Poor Big Blue!
« on: 22 February 2012, 23:29:53 »
Ok so incident number 3 involved a petrol station...... :-X :-X :(

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« on: 22 February 2012, 23:28:51 »
Quote from: hercules on 22 February 2012, 20:03:35
why do women always have to have the last word

Because we do and we're always right!  :P :P :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: Lifes little mysteries ............ Put your question here
« on: 22 February 2012, 16:09:04 »
Quote from: MaxV6 on 22 February 2012, 15:09:11


Ah I see, it's not that we're complicated it's just that you lot are far too simple to understand us!  :P :P

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