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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #30 on: 23 February 2012, 08:40:34 »

Bit of leg.

3 times at least thats worked now ;)

That never works for me, maybe I should shave it first.

Not in Italy though, Mark. Quite fond of hirsute ladies are our Italian friends.

But Mark's a bloke, calm down Opti, that said maybe he'll shave his legs for you if you ask nicely enough! ;) ;D

Now there's an idea for Newent ;)
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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #31 on: 23 February 2012, 08:50:32 »

Ahhhhh break.  :'(

Due to yesterdays fuelling issue....she's taken mine this morning  :o

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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #32 on: 23 February 2012, 08:53:43 »

Ahhhhh break.  :'(

Due to yesterdays fuelling issue....she's taken mine this morning  :o
Did she manage to get the wrong fuel in? If so, PM/call me and I'll talk you through sorting it ;)
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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #33 on: 23 February 2012, 09:40:52 »

Ok so incident number 3 involved a petrol station...... :-X :-X :(

Please tell me you didn't........ :o
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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #34 on: 23 February 2012, 09:59:01 »

Ahhhhh break.  :'(

Due to yesterdays fuelling issue....she's taken mine this morning  :o

I bet you're wondering what state it's going to come back in! ;)
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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #35 on: 23 February 2012, 10:22:40 »

Have we had a confession yet? :-\
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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #36 on: 23 February 2012, 16:35:43 »

And you lot say women are dramatic.....talk about jumping to conclusions! :P
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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #37 on: 23 February 2012, 16:38:53 »

And you lot say women are dramatic.....talk about jumping to conclusions! :P

OK Laura, so if you didn't wrong fuel it just what DID you do? Fes up! ::)
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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #38 on: 23 February 2012, 16:41:28 »

And you lot say women are dramatic.....talk about jumping to conclusions! :P

OK Laura, so if you didn't wrong fuel it just what DID you do? Fes up! ::)

Even I can't get diesel into a petrol filler cap, Bob.  I'm not that clever! ;)
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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #39 on: 23 February 2012, 16:45:38 »

And you lot say women are dramatic.....talk about jumping to conclusions! :P

OK Laura, so if you didn't wrong fuel it just what DID you do? Fes up! ::)

Even I can't get diesel into a petrol filler cap, Bob.  I'm not that clever! ;)

I know a few women that probably could. ::)
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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #40 on: 23 February 2012, 16:52:44 »

And you lot say women are dramatic.....talk about jumping to conclusions! :P

OK Laura, so if you didn't wrong fuel it just what DID you do? Fes up! ::)

Even I can't get diesel into a petrol filler cap, Bob.  I'm not that clever! ;)

Well... whatever you did it was not driveable .. as it appears you nicked his today .....so not the wrong fuel then, must be NO fuel ...... refueled the wrong car ??? the one parked behind you ?? paid for fuel you hadn't put in ???...

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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #41 on: 23 February 2012, 16:53:52 »

i wouldnt worry too much about it, when i was on recovery the statistics show somewhere near 126k do the wrong fuelling a yr
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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #42 on: 23 February 2012, 16:55:44 »

Easy, went to fill up, had forgotten her credit card, so came back home on empty.
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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #43 on: 23 February 2012, 17:04:39 »

Easy, went to fill up, had forgotten her credit card, so came back home on empty.

Nice theory .. but what woman checks that she has her card BEFORE making a purchase .... thats too much like common sense for the well trained "shopaholic" purchasing expert ........

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Re: Poor Big Blue!
« Reply #44 on: 23 February 2012, 17:13:25 »

i wouldnt worry too much about it, when i was on recovery the statistics show somewhere near 126k do the wrong fuelling a yr
More than double that now... Happens every 2.5-3 minutes nationwide ;)
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