Jag ? :-? Ah, got it. It's an episode from The Sweeny !!! 
It does sound like it to be honest
As with reference to the council estate, no I don't nor does he, but even if we did how would that make me different to anyone else?
Well sounds like something off shameless (Tv programme).
They live on a rough council estate...and from what you described well its rather Chav ish isnt it.
He stared at me i stared at him..i puffed out chest gold chain swing...he got his Amercian pit bull so i got my poodle.
He got his blade coz he was gonna slash me so i got my Oringinal 1987 Rambo knife with sewing kit and compass in handle and said im gonna cut ya....so he got back in his car and went and ragged his car round mccy d"s and like i then got called in for dinner coz mums well strict innit.

Just teasing sweetie....

Best advice is stay away from him...your both equal in parents eyes,until one hurts the other.!