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[eliteomegaman]

Well i'm one of the people that contributed in the 'dog' joke & may well have been responsible for having it taken off!
I used a play on words when refering to 'muzzles', cos that's what u sometimes do to dogs.
I am not a 'racist' but enjoy telling jokes & having jokes poked at me to which i 'laugh' cos they're a 'joke'
Jokes are told around the world (taking the mickey out of fellow countymen & women) and many many people are paid a fortune telling them.
At home in the UK we have 4 countries - England, Scotland, Ireland & Wales with each taking the p*ss out of each other without World War 4 taking place when mentioned in discussion forums!!
Nickbat made a comment regarding race, creed, diseases, height etc. - Well u missed out the 'JEWS' & i'm highly offended 

Why?? Cos i'm Jewish!! We are a small 'minority' of approx 250,000 in the Uk & i've generations of family that have & are living in England and i've never complained about anti-semitism (against Jews). We as a race have been persecuted for centuries but now Israel as a State stands for no nonsense.

I've posted jokes on this forum about mine & other peoples religion without people making comments apart from how funny the jokes have been!

As soon as some-one mentions 'm*slims' its Politically Incorrect - why?? I don't take any offence whatsoever when people poke fun at us Jews ...... i just join in cos i've a sense of humour & after all it's freedom of speech - well it used to be!!!!

So unless some-one is poking fun at u personally, get off your high horse, cos this particular topic was about buying a dog which led to a few jokes & quips. Racism NEVER came into the discussion!! 

By the way did i ever tell u all the joke about the Jew, Christian & the Non-Conformist ........................ 

[Banjax]

eliteomegaman - i dont know if thats the same joke, the joke i found offensive was one comparing black people to dogs.....i'm genuinely sickened by the amount of people on this forum actually defending it 

i don't quite know how being a normal decent human being who finds racist filth unfunny somehow makes me a politically correct totalitarian, maybe someone could point this out, thanks  :-?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well i'm one of the people that contributed in the 'dog' joke & may well have been responsible for having it taken off!
I used a play on words when refering to 'muzzles', cos that's what u sometimes do to dogs.
I am not a 'racist' but enjoy telling jokes & having jokes poked at me to which i 'laugh' cos they're a 'joke'
Jokes are told around the world (taking the mickey out of fellow countymen & women) and many many people are paid a fortune telling them.
At home in the UK we have 4 countries - England, Scotland, Ireland & Wales with each taking the p*ss out of each other without World War 4 taking place when mentioned in discussion forums!!
Nickbat made a comment regarding race, creed, diseases, height etc. - Well u missed out the 'JEWS' & i'm highly offended 

Why?? Cos i'm Jewish!! We are a small 'minority' of approx 250,000 in the Uk & i've generations of family that have & are living in England and i've never complained about anti-semitism (against Jews). We as a race have been persecuted for centuries but now Israel as a State stands for no nonsense.
I've posted jokes on this forum about mine & other peoples religion without people making comments apart from how funny the jokes have been!

As soon as some-one mentions 'm*slims' its Politically Incorrect - why?? I don't take any offence whatsoever when people poke fun at us Jews ...... i just join in cos i've a sense of humour & after all it's freedom of speech - well it used to be!!!!

So unless some-one is poking fun at u personally, get off your high horse, cos this particular topic was about buying a dog which led to a few jokes & quips. Racism NEVER came into the discussion!! 

By the way did i ever tell u all the joke about the Jew, Christian & the Non-Conformist ........................ 

...best not to reignite this one.....

[Banjax]

Well i'm one of the people that contributed in the 'dog' joke & may well have been responsible for having it taken off!
I used a play on words when refering to 'muzzles', cos that's what u sometimes do to dogs.
I am not a 'racist' but enjoy telling jokes & having jokes poked at me to which i 'laugh' cos they're a 'joke'
Jokes are told around the world (taking the mickey out of fellow countymen & women) and many many people are paid a fortune telling them.
At home in the UK we have 4 countries - England, Scotland, Ireland & Wales with each taking the p*ss out of each other without World War 4 taking place when mentioned in discussion forums!!
Nickbat made a comment regarding race, creed, diseases, height etc. - Well u missed out the 'JEWS' & i'm highly offended 

Why?? Cos i'm Jewish!! We are a small 'minority' of approx 250,000 in the Uk & i've generations of family that have & are living in England and i've never complained about anti-semitism (against Jews). We as a race have been persecuted for centuries but now Israel as a State stands for no nonsense.
I've posted jokes on this forum about mine & other peoples religion without people making comments apart from how funny the jokes have been!

As soon as some-one mentions 'm*slims' its Politically Incorrect - why?? I don't take any offence whatsoever when people poke fun at us Jews ...... i just join in cos i've a sense of humour & after all it's freedom of speech - well it used to be!!!!

So unless some-one is poking fun at u personally, get off your high horse, cos this particular topic was about buying a dog which led to a few jokes & quips. Racism NEVER came into the discussion!! 

By the way did i ever tell u all the joke about the Jew, Christian & the Non-Conformist ........................ 

...best not to reignite this one.....

whats the worst that could happen? 

[eliteomegaman]

Can't remember seeing anything about comparing black people to dogs, so it wasn't me. I was in the middle of composing a reply to a complaint from 'one' person about being racist & by the time i tried to post it (10mins + later) the link had been cut!
People aren't defending 'outright racism' but telling jokes about race, creed etc in a tongue-in-cheek way is meant to be amusing, comical & humorous & not supposed to be malicious!
My friends are always coming out with 'you are as tight as a Jews a*rse' or 'your as much use as a bacon sandwich at a Jewish wedding' or 'the reason you have a big nose is cos the air's free'. I laugh with them, i certainley don't find it offensive!!
I'm not defending 'racist filth' & don't think this is a place for it but as i said before i would certainley be the first to take the 'mickey' out of my own religion if i find it funny.
Far too much PC is put in force in this country because the hierarchy BELIEVE its the correct decision to take when in reality its like a red flag to a bull & makes a mockery to immigrants who would rather keep a low profile rather than being hated for something that's out of their control - case in hand at the moment is the flying of England flags for the forth coming World Cup which is being banned cos 'it MIGHT offend immigrants' 

Or banning the word 'black' - black sheep etc

Or taking 'Pepper Pig' off the tv cos 'it MIGHT offend Muslims' - hang on a minute what about Jews? No cos we don't find pigs offensive we just don't eat them & don't make a MEAL of it! 

I could go on & on & on but all i'll do is bore myself! 

[eliteomegaman]

Well i'm one of the people that contributed in the 'dog' joke & may well have been responsible for having it taken off!
I used a play on words when refering to 'muzzles', cos that's what u sometimes do to dogs.
I am not a 'racist' but enjoy telling jokes & having jokes poked at me to which i 'laugh' cos they're a 'joke'
Jokes are told around the world (taking the mickey out of fellow countymen & women) and many many people are paid a fortune telling them.
At home in the UK we have 4 countries - England, Scotland, Ireland & Wales with each taking the p*ss out of each other without World War 4 taking place when mentioned in discussion forums!!
Nickbat made a comment regarding race, creed, diseases, height etc. - Well u missed out the 'JEWS' & i'm highly offended 

Why?? Cos i'm Jewish!! We are a small 'minority' of approx 250,000 in the Uk & i've generations of family that have & are living in England and i've never complained about anti-semitism (against Jews). We as a race have been persecuted for centuries but now Israel as a State stands for no nonsense.
I've posted jokes on this forum about mine & other peoples religion without people making comments apart from how funny the jokes have been!

As soon as some-one mentions 'm*slims' its Politically Incorrect - why?? I don't take any offence whatsoever when people poke fun at us Jews ...... i just join in cos i've a sense of humour & after all it's freedom of speech - well it used to be!!!!

So unless some-one is poking fun at u personally, get off your high horse, cos this particular topic was about buying a dog which led to a few jokes & quips. Racism NEVER came into the discussion!! 

By the way did i ever tell u all the joke about the Jew, Christian & the Non-Conformist ........................ 

...best not to reignite this one.....

Hey its never been extinguished!! 

[eliteomegaman]

Well i'm one of the people that contributed in the 'dog' joke & may well have been responsible for having it taken off!
I used a play on words when refering to 'muzzles', cos that's what u sometimes do to dogs.
I am not a 'racist' but enjoy telling jokes & having jokes poked at me to which i 'laugh' cos they're a 'joke'
Jokes are told around the world (taking the mickey out of fellow countymen & women) and many many people are paid a fortune telling them.
At home in the UK we have 4 countries - England, Scotland, Ireland & Wales with each taking the p*ss out of each other without World War 4 taking place when mentioned in discussion forums!!
Nickbat made a comment regarding race, creed, diseases, height etc. - Well u missed out the 'JEWS' & i'm highly offended 

Why?? Cos i'm Jewish!! We are a small 'minority' of approx 250,000 in the Uk & i've generations of family that have & are living in England and i've never complained about anti-semitism (against Jews). We as a race have been persecuted for centuries but now Israel as a State stands for no nonsense.
I've posted jokes on this forum about mine & other peoples religion without people making comments apart from how funny the jokes have been!

As soon as some-one mentions 'm*slims' its Politically Incorrect - why?? I don't take any offence whatsoever when people poke fun at us Jews ...... i just join in cos i've a sense of humour & after all it's freedom of speech - well it used to be!!!!

So unless some-one is poking fun at u personally, get off your high horse, cos this particular topic was about buying a dog which led to a few jokes & quips. Racism NEVER came into the discussion!! 

By the way did i ever tell u all the joke about the Jew, Christian & the Non-Conformist ........................ 

...best not to reignite this one.....

whats the worst that could happen? 

They'll wipe out ANYONE that disrespects them 

There's an unwritten rule at the White House which requests Israel to fone them first if they want to go on a bombing raid (cud take up to a week for a decision to be reached) so the Israelis tend to suffer from Alzheimers & fone them AFTER the air-raid! Israel answer to Israelis, end of!

[Banjax]

Can't remember seeing anything about comparing black people to dogs, so it wasn't me. I was in the middle of composing a reply to a complaint from 'one' person about being racist & by the time i tried to post it (10mins + later) the link had been cut!
People aren't defending 'outright racism' but telling jokes about race, creed etc in a tongue-in-cheek way is meant to be amusing, comical & humorous & not supposed to be malicious!
My friends are always coming out with 'you are as tight as a Jews a*rse' or 'your as much use as a bacon sandwich at a Jewish wedding' or 'the reason you have a big nose is cos the air's free'. I laugh with them, i certainley don't find it offensive!!
I'm not defending 'racist filth' & don't think this is a place for it but as i said before i would certainley be the first to take the 'mickey' out of my own religion if i find it funny.
Far too much PC is put in force in this country because the hierarchy BELIEVE its the correct decision to take when in reality its like a red flag to a bull & makes a mockery to immigrants who would rather keep a low profile rather than being hated for something that's out of their control - case in hand at the moment is the flying of England flags for the forth coming World Cup which is being banned cos 'it MIGHT offend immigrants' 

Or banning the word 'black' - black sheep etc

Or taking 'Pepper Pig' off the tv cos 'it MIGHT offend Muslims' - hang on a minute what about Jews? No cos we don't find pigs offensive we just don't eat them & don't make a MEAL of it! 

I could go on & on & on but all i'll do is bore myself! 

yeah - i think we're speaking about two different things - so i'll shut up before ww3 

[TheBoy]

We all like a bit of fun every now and again, whether thats a laugh at ourselves, or a non offensive laugh at someone else.

Thing is, there is a difference between scratching your arse, and tearing it to bits.  Those that can't tell that difference will find they might not be welcome here.

End of discussion - rear the bloody rules, that should give everyone an idea of the kind of behaviour expected here. If it doesn't, I respectfully suggest you book yourself into an institution.