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[bigegg]

I've recently lost about two stone (18 to 16) and spend 3 or four hours in the gym every week.
My wife (sw*t*smbo) says my snoring has become virtually non-existent compared to before

[Sir Tigger KC]

An ex girlfriend used to grab my 'old fella' if I woke her up with my snoring..... 

If she was pissed off she'd just grab it hard and give it a bloody good squeeze to wake me up.... 

If she was in a good mood she'd be abit more gentle and then take advantage of me.... 

[paul.lovejoy]

You are all amateurs compared to me i can snore like a class 37 going through a tunnel and fart worst than a sewerage farm..... I got kicked out of the holiday caravan i was in on a sun holiday down by portsmouth with my ex and best mate and his wife for snoring, i had to sleep in the beemer for the rest of the week. I still suffer with it and have also tried the cures but for no success i also wake myself sometimes choking because my throat closes up for some reason and got rushed to bourenmouths general hospital because i was turning blue in the face... not a good feeling... as for my farts it does not matter what i eat i always seem to turn into a lethal gas that can and will make people recoil in horror.... Me i seem to enjoy my own smell for some strange and perveted reason.....

are you sure you wernt strangled

[aaronjb]

If she was in a good mood she'd be abit more gentle and then take advantage of me.... 

My current lady keeps promising to do that.. trouble is I always wake up before her 

[D]

You are all amateurs compared to me i can snore like a class 37 going through a tunnel and fart worst than a sewerage farm..... I got kicked out of the holiday caravan i was in on a sun holiday down by portsmouth with my ex and best mate and his wife for snoring, i had to sleep in the beemer for the rest of the week. I still suffer with it and have also tried the cures but for no success i also wake myself sometimes choking because my throat closes up for some reason and got rushed to bourenmouths general hospital because i was turning blue in the face... not a good feeling... as for my farts it does not matter what i eat i always seem to turn into a lethal gas that can and will make people recoil in horror.... Me i seem to enjoy my own smell for some strange and perveted reason.....

are you sure you wernt strangled

Sounds like obstructive sleep apnea to me. What you need to do is to get your GP to refer you to a sleep specialist. Heartlands is probably your best bet if your location is Wolverhampton?
Not to be taken lightly as it can cause various complications.

[omega3000]

Is it not strange how your snoring is so loud it wakes and disturbs people around you but never yourself , your ears must switch off or something 

[bertie1.8vectra]

I`ve seen my gp for what good he was and all he could say was its your weight Mr.lovatt... so i saw a 2nd gp who refered me to new cross ear/nose and throat and they made mouth guardBut all i keep doing is spitting it out at night when i`m asleep so i gave up on it.... i went back but nobody ever got back to me so i live with it and hope i never have another episode like that again....

[D]

Could be your weight. But have you had a sleep study? If not get your GP to sort it out. No two ways about it.

Dev Banerjee runs the sleep service at the Heartlands in Birmingham. Ask for a referral. Respiratory consultant who runs a sleep service, not an ENT doctor!

Remember GPs are just that, GP's. Not specialists.

[Elite Pete]

I learnt the hard way at the very first Lakes Meet, don't pitch your tent anywhere near DLKs because he could wake the dead with his snoring or Jimbobs tent because of his constant noisy farting

[Elite Pete]

I learnt the hard way at the very first Lakes Meet, don't pitch your tent anywhere near DLKs because he could wake the dead with his snoring or Jimbobs tent because of his constant noisy farting

Saying that I suppose it could have been Ljay farting

[Jimbob]

I learnt the hard way at the very first Lakes Meet, don't pitch your tent anywhere near DLKs because he could wake the dead with his snoring or Jimbobs tent because of his constant noisy farting

Saying that I suppose it could have been Ljay farting

erm......in her defense she wasnt there that night......so if it was her, it was a bloody good one to travel 100 miles

[omega3000]

I learnt the hard way at the very first Lakes Meet, don't pitch your tent anywhere near DLKs because he could wake the dead with his snoring or Jimbobs tent because of his constant noisy farting

 

[jereboam]

You are all amateurs compared to me i can snore like a class 37 going through a tunnel and fart worst than a sewerage farm..... I got kicked out of the holiday caravan i was in on a sun holiday down by portsmouth with my ex and best mate and his wife for snoring, i had to sleep in the beemer for the rest of the week. I still suffer with it and have also tried the cures but for no success i also wake myself sometimes choking because my throat closes up for some reason and got rushed to bourenmouths general hospital because i was turning blue in the face... not a good feeling... as for my farts it does not matter what i eat i always seem to turn into a lethal gas that can and will make people recoil in horror.... Me i seem to enjoy my own smell for some strange and perveted reason.....

are you sure you wernt strangled

Sounds like obstructive sleep apnea to me. What you need to do is to get your GP to refer you to a sleep specialist. Heartlands is probably your best bet if your location is Wolverhampton?
Not to be taken lightly as it can cause various complications.

Sleep apnoea can kill you.  Not from choking to death, but from the strain it puts on your heart.  For those who don't know, it's a disorder where you stop breathing for relatively long periods while asleep.  Unless choking (or wife) wakes you up, you may never know you have it, but you'll feel pretty lousy all the time as you never get a good night's sleep.  It is associated with being overweight (like me), but I think there can be other reasons as well. 

CPAP machines effectively smooth out the problem and as a side effect, stop you snoring.  I hate mine, but I hate getting thumped by an angry wife even more, so I use it every night.