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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head 

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak?.

At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

But for how long is the question!!

Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.

So it's not the 32nd March---bugga!!!.I knew I should have read the small print!!
Anyone want to sign my petition for changing the date of extra leap year day.