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Re: Homeless
« Reply #15 on: 11 December 2009, 20:08:53 »
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

You're disgusting Jimbob.

Thank you  :D
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« Reply #16 on: 11 December 2009, 20:12:56 »
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

You're disgusting Jimbob.


report him to the admins steve, utterley disgusting for a family site  ;D ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #17 on: 11 December 2009, 20:25:22 »
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #18 on: 11 December 2009, 20:27:05 »
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


you need to ask my mates wife, she'll show you.  ;D ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #19 on: 11 December 2009, 20:29:07 »
 ;D classic [ lol ]
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #20 on: 11 December 2009, 20:32:07 »
members performance all back again tonight ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #21 on: 11 December 2009, 20:41:59 »
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!
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« Reply #22 on: 11 December 2009, 20:54:32 »
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

Does regular mean with or without pyjamas.

And don't get me started on the whole her bed or mine shennanigans
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« Reply #23 on: 11 December 2009, 21:25:37 »
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #24 on: 11 December 2009, 21:28:53 »
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)

Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.
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« Reply #25 on: 11 December 2009, 21:29:57 »
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)

Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Bad luck!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


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Re: Homeless
« Reply #26 on: 11 December 2009, 22:25:30 »
What's the difference between your wife & your job?
   After 5 years your job still sucks!
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #27 on: 11 December 2009, 22:31:10 »
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.


At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)

Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.

Used the whole 12 pack of Durex this year then?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #28 on: 12 December 2009, 04:24:32 »
It makes you wonder where STMO digs up his girlfriends ;D ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #29 on: 12 December 2009, 11:32:37 »
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It makes you wonder where STMO digs up his girlfriends ;D ;D


Well we have all heard of Burke & Hare......................!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
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