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STMO999

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« on: 11 December 2009, 19:00:28 »
I found a young homeless girl outside by the bins last night. She was dirty and didn't smell too good but underneath the grime I could see she was beautiful. I brought her inside and gave her a bath. as I was towelling her naked body one thing led to another and before I knew it I was making mad passionate love to her.
I was banging her so hard that a couple of times I could have sworn she was alive. ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #1 on: 11 December 2009, 19:01:21 »
no comment  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #2 on: 11 December 2009, 19:04:29 »
 :o
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #3 on: 11 December 2009, 19:05:13 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #4 on: 11 December 2009, 19:06:34 »
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Wassup Jon? ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #5 on: 11 December 2009, 19:07:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #6 on: 11 December 2009, 19:16:12 »
Steve's a Necrophiliac. Ew ;D ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #7 on: 11 December 2009, 19:37:35 »
Had that today as a text message  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #8 on: 11 December 2009, 19:40:47 »
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Wassup Jon? ;D

Touched a bit of a nerve mate, don't worry bout it ;) would have prob laughed any other time
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STMO999

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Re: Homeless
« Reply #9 on: 11 December 2009, 19:45:30 »
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Steve's a Necrophiliac. Ew ;D ;D


Nah. It's dead boring.
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #10 on: 11 December 2009, 19:49:59 »
You're mind must be really twisted STMO!! :o :o :o :o :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #11 on: 11 December 2009, 19:51:37 »
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You're mind must be really twisted STMO!! :o :o :o :o :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Got yer goin in a kinky kind of way though Lizzie? ::)
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #12 on: 11 December 2009, 19:53:54 »
He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D
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Re: Homeless
« Reply #13 on: 11 December 2009, 19:57:34 »
dear oh dear oh dear




lol lol lol
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« Reply #14 on: 11 December 2009, 19:57:57 »
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He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

You're disgusting Jimbob.
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