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[Darth Loo-knee]

I have been married for 18 years tomorrow

My honest answer would be, if your seriously thining down those line Martian you can't be happy with your Wife or Partner. If your not really happy with your partner then go for it but in my opinion she needs to be told to be fair.

One assumes she's not an oofer??

Why? in my view thats right. My Mrs is actually a member but doesn't sign in
 

[PhilRich]

Assuming this is a serious post & not a wind up Martian (nah, oofers don't wind each other up....do they? ) my reply is unequivocal, tell her nicely to go f**k herself! You're married?, then your relationship perhaps needs an overhaul with both you & swmbo taking a long cool look at where your marriage is now & where it's going in the future. You've been together 18 years, so you've got a serious investment there on many different levels, certainly too valuable to jeopardise on the promise of a wild but possibly very short sexual relationship with a flighty young madam you can't hope to keep in check!

[Darth Loo-knee]

Assuming this is a serious post & not a wind up Martian (nah, oofers don't wind each other up....do they? ) my reply is unequivocal, tell her nicely to go f**k herself! You're married?, then your relationship perhaps needs an overhaul with both you & swmbo taking a long cool look at where your marriage is now & where it's going in the future. You've been together 18 years, so you've got a serious investment there on many different levels, certainly too valuable to jeopardise on the promise of a wild but possibly very short sexual relationship with a flighty young madam you can't hope to keep in check!

Oh Phyliss... I do love you 

[TheBoy]

Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though

You got that right, Mr TB. Still, in your younger days you may have been able to satisfy the sexual demands of this lady. 

[hercules]

Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though

Hmmmmmm yes i see your approach but she may want some sugar   

[TheBoy]

Hmmm, I reckon I would share a mug of tea with her.  Guess thats not what she wants though

You got that right, Mr TB. Still, in your younger days you may have been able to satisfy the sexual demands of this lady. 

Nowadays, I'd rather have a nice mug of Tetley, with milk, and 2 sugars....

[Dishevelled Den]

A very easy question to answer Marti, walk away with determination - but should this selfless act happen to cause you any stress whatsoever, send the Goth over to me and I'll take care of matters.

 

The Master Silver Tongue isn't known as Delightful Den for nothing 

Well if you're up for it love, we could split her affection............between the two of us of course.

[STMO123]

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.

Quite a lot, I imagine.

[STMO123]

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.

Quite a lot, I imagine.

No more than one you give money to and they disappear afterwards.

[Martian]

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.

LOL Steve, I knew exactly what my answer was going to be before she even told me point blank what she wanted to do with me (there's no way I'd disrespect my old lady like that).

On the other hand though, it was a nice ego boost to know that at 47 I can still have a 24 year old bit of snatch that is already sexually corrupted (which saves me time  ).
She has a website where she sells photosets/videos of herself getting involved in various acts that some might consider a bit weird, you can view a few tame samples at http://umd.net/profile/idtitle/kitty_giggle 

[STMO123]

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.

LOL Steve, I knew exactly what my answer was going to be before she even told me point blank what she wanted to do with me (there's no way I'd disrespect my old lady like that).

On the other hand though, it was a nice ego boost to know that at 47 I can still have a 24 year old bit of snatch that is already sexually corrupted (which saves me time  ).
She has a website where she sells photosets/videos of herself getting involved in various acts that some might consider a bit weird, you can view a few tame samples at http://umd.net/profile/idtitle/kitty_giggle 

Glad to hear it mate. She'd probably beat the shit out of you anyway.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

FFS Mark. What pleasure will you get from shagging her? You say she's a nympho, I reckon common or garden slut sounds more like it. If you're thinking of throwing 18 years down the pan, do it for someone you have a chance of a relationship with. I'm rather flabberghasted you would even consider it.

LOL Steve, I knew exactly what my answer was going to be before she even told me point blank what she wanted to do with me (there's no way I'd disrespect my old lady like that).

On the other hand though, it was a nice ego boost to know that at 47 I can still have a 24 year old bit of snatch that is already sexually corrupted (which saves me time  ).
She has a website where she sells photosets/videos of herself getting involved in various acts that some might consider a bit weird, you can view a few tame samples at http://umd.net/profile/idtitle/kitty_giggle 

Hairy is it?.......and exactly how do you know that?

[bigboykarl]

go out ..get drunk..nail it..if u get caught blame the booze or stick to the old favourite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is