A woman is chatting to her friend about how boring and mundane her sex life has become.
"do what I did" replies her friend, " when he comes home from work tonight, run him a nice hot bath, when hes having a nice relaxing soak cook him a lovely big steak with all the trimmings and when he's finished that give him a few quid and tell him to go for a couple of beers and watch the footy at the pub, and tell him not to be too late as you have a nice surprise waiting for when he returns"
"whats the surprise?" she asks
"well when he comes home, be waiting for him with your sexiest skimpiest underwear on and a big smile, works every time!"
The wife is skeptical but agrees to try it.
Sure enough after hubby has his bath his huge steak and has been for a few he appears back home. He walks in and says " right, I want you to go upstairs right this minute, and do a handstand right up against that full length mirror in the bedroom!"
Wow!!!! Hes NEVER been like this before, Thinks the wife and shoots upstairs into the room and handstands at the mirror as requested.
Hubby comes in and strides straight over to her, and places his chin right between her legs.
"what are you doing!?" Says the wife
"well" he says, " jim at the pub says I would suit a beard"