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[horsecow]

Need help picking a name for our dog. My little girl wants to call it Marley but it sounds too much like Marty (me) so we wont know if the wife is shouting at me or the dog. Its a tiny little bichon frise, pure white and we cant agree on another name. All suggestions welcome, Ill put up a pic if I can

[omega3000]

Marmite 

[Varche]

Perro 

[paul.lovejoy]

Need help picking a name for our dog. My little girl wants to call it Marley but it sounds too much like Marty (me) so we wont know if the wife is shouting at me or the dog. Its a tiny little bichon frise, pure white and we cant agree on another name. All suggestions welcome, Ill put up a pic if I can

now thats a cute little dog

our dog and me gets called all sorts so it does not matter when wifey shouts we both stand to attention but his real name is tervaner towers ( grey hound ) so we just call him doggy most of the time but his posh name is Tav no wonder hes confussed

[hercules]

derek

[SteveAvfc.]

If it starts to chew or mess in the house you might want to call F@@K OF as you put your boot up his back side. 

[horsecow]

[horsecow]

If it starts to chew or mess in the house you might want to call F@@K OF as you put your boot up his back side. 

Ah you couldnt kick this wee thing, you'd miss its that rather small lol. No seriously its trained already, it kept us up a few nites at the start but then I bought some earphones, I put them in going to bed n now it only keeps the missus up.   
There's 3 women in my kitchen at the minute discussing names adn you should hear the shit they're going over!!!

[Jimbob]

"Looks like rain"

then you can call it in and everyone thinks your being helpful

[Andy B]

is it She or He .......... ? ?   

[horsecow]

Its a he, the polls are in and they've opted for Buddy!!! Not my choice, my choices were murphy, max or c'mere

[martin42]

tampon 

[paul.lovejoy]

brutas

[paul.lovejoy]

just showed wifey aftere all the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssss then explaining its a bloke gezzz its a man ffs its a male dog got it now ( bloody blondes) she said spendy women they are just out there well my wife is

[sticka_v8_init]

just showed wifey aftere all the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssss then explaining its a bloke gezzz its a man ffs its a male dog got it now ( bloody blondes) she said spendy women they are just out there well my wife is

Might as well just call it Jizz