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[Kevin Wood]

I'd love to be the copper that stops and tells him thats illegal, get it changed 

It would probably be a conversation along similar lines to one I witnessed at Gatwick immigration recently.

"Erm.. Sorry sir, but these people in the queue were first"
"Do you know who I am?"
"Nope, and I don't care who you are either. Join the back of the queue like everyone else".

 

[albitz]

Speaker Bercow - who tried to suppress details of MP,expenses last week,on grounds of not wanting to make detaild of their whereabouts public and risk their security - has just had B13 COW put on his car and S88 LLY put on his wifes Sally,s car.
You cant buy class or decorum.

[albitz]

I'd love to be the copper that stops and tells him thats illegal, get it changed 

It would probably be a conversation along similar lines to one I witnessed at Gatwick immigration recently.

"Erm.. Sorry sir, but these people in the queue were first"
"Do you know who I am?"
"Nope, and I don't care who you are either. Join the back of the queue like everyone else".

 

"Yes,your too poor to hire a private jet and go through VIP,like everyone else in the queue,so take your place at the back".
Anyone (apart from those with total amnesia) who uses the phrase "do you know who I am?", deserves a smack in the mouth.

[maria]

Whenever my wife spies a personalised number she laughs and says..................Oh look he's bought a pratt plate, he obviously has a very small penis.

I'm thinking of getting one now.

So your saying you was jack the lad when you was younger then 


Your saying you have a small one opti   

...........worn away from pleasuring the ladies for many years, Maria.