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[TheBoy]

As some of you know, I managed to thump myslef in the face yesterday.  Got to own up, I felt it.  And the swelling affected my vision.

Anyway, tried to sleep on the other side of my face last night, but must have rolled over, as I woke up in a bit of pain.

Then, when playing with the cars in the sunshine, the flies were annoying me, kept landing on my face.  So a slapped one. Yup, you guessed it, right where I'd hit myself yesterday.  That bloody smarted  

[albitz]

you didnt wanna do that ! .......i thought i heard much swearing from a westerly direction earlier  

[TheBoy]

you didnt wanna do that ! .......i thought i heard much swearing from a westerly direction earlier  

On the upside, the pesky fly bought it!

[waspy]

Does one not like ones self  

[Debs.]

Witchhazel (available at most pharmacies) soaked into a cottonwool pad is good at drawing-out bruises/reducing swelling around the eye....and soothing the pain too.
Old-fashioned remedy, but works really well!  

[TheBoy]

Does one not like ones self  

I'm sure there are therapy groups for self harmers


When I go in to work on Tuesday, its going to be 'I walked into a door' (got a bruised, swollen area just above cheekbone, looks like I've been lumped)

[albitz]

when you go to work tomorrow you will be able to recall your exciting sat.night when 6 or 7 hoodies jumped you and you had to hospitalise them,but unfortunately one of them managed to get a lucky punch in just before he lapsed into a coma. .....oops,i was typing mine while you were posting yours.

[waspy]

Witchhazel (available at most pharmacies) soaked into a cottonwool pad is good at drawing-out bruises/reducing swelling around the eye....and soothing the pain too.
Old-fashioned remedy, but works really well!  

Or a nice steak   & after wards you have chips with it  

[TheBoy]

Witchhazel (available at most pharmacies) soaked into a cottonwool pad is good at drawing-out bruises/reducing swelling around the eye....and soothing the pain too.
Old-fashioned remedy, but works really well!  

Thanks Debs.

I don't do medication - a bit of pain never hurt anyone

[waspy]

TB, it's not actually medication, it's a natural remedy  

[TheBoy]

TB, it's not actually medication, it's a natural remedy  

I'm trying a different form of medication

[waspy]

TB, it's not actually medication, it's a natural remedy  

I'm trying a different form of medication

Arhhh  [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif]

[Taxi_Driver]

Does one not like ones self  

I'm sure there are therapy groups for self harmers


When I go in to work on Tuesday, its going to be 'I walked into a door' (got a bruised, swollen area just above cheekbone, looks like I've been lumped)

No one is gonna believe that  

They'll all think you've been thumped........

Id go for albitz's idea......although they probably wont believe that either  

So id go for the truth......so far fetched they never reckon you made that up.......and believe you  

[TheBoy]

Does one not like ones self  

I'm sure there are therapy groups for self harmers


When I go in to work on Tuesday, its going to be 'I walked into a door' (got a bruised, swollen area just above cheekbone, looks like I've been lumped)

No one is gonna believe that  

They'll all think you've been thumped........

Id go for albitz's idea......although they probably wont believe that either  

So id go for the truth......so far fetched they never reckon you made that up.......and believe you  

Doesn't matter what I say, they'll think Mrs TheBoy has whacked me again

[Jimbob]