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thewelshman

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Cider
« on: 28 April 2008, 13:32:42 »
A little girl came running into the house crying her eyes out and cradling her hand.

"Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she wailed.

"Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked her mum.

"I cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away."

Confused, but weary of the child's whining, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand in it.

"Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" whined the little one.

"What are you talking about?" asked her increasingly perplexed parent.

"Well I overheard my big sister Mary say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider!"


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Re: Cider
« Reply #1 on: 28 April 2008, 13:34:42 »
 ;D :P ;D :P ;D :P :y
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Re: Cider
« Reply #2 on: 28 April 2008, 13:36:20 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Cider
« Reply #3 on: 28 April 2008, 14:17:33 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Cider
« Reply #4 on: 28 April 2008, 20:44:46 »
 ::) :) ;D :y
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There is no such thing as bad beer, some beers are better than others.
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