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Warning! B&Q Scam.
« on: 04 May 2008, 00:37:56 »
Went into local B&Q today to get some more paint. As i went in an old man dressed in black trousers and an orange apron asked me if i wanted decking.
Fortunately, i got the first punch in and knocked him out!
Just thought i would pass this warning on. :y
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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #1 on: 04 May 2008, 00:38:53 »
very good  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #2 on: 04 May 2008, 00:41:20 »
 ;D ;D..... :y

A chap asked me the other day: "Do you know if there`s a B & Q in Wrexham?"....."Not the way we spell it" I said!  ::)
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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #3 on: 04 May 2008, 00:42:34 »
oh.. very good ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #4 on: 04 May 2008, 00:43:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #5 on: 04 May 2008, 00:43:56 »
Both was very good ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #6 on: 04 May 2008, 03:01:50 »
I know someone who lives in Quebec Canada there is a B and Q there
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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #7 on: 04 May 2008, 04:55:50 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #8 on: 04 May 2008, 10:16:01 »
THey sponsor BBC Breakfast now - see the clock ;D
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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #9 on: 04 May 2008, 17:17:15 »
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;D ;D..... :y

A chap asked me the other day: "Do you know if there`s a B & Q in Wrexham?"....."Not the way we spell it" I said!  ::)

And there's no F in Utopia either :y
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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #10 on: 04 May 2008, 18:04:50 »
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;D ;D..... :y

A chap asked me the other day: "Do you know if there`s a B & Q in Wrexham?"....."Not the way we spell it" I said!  ::)


ere'  just wondering Debs....

test of your local colloquialism knowledge.

do you know the proper name for a place often called "Roast Lamb and Rhubarb"  ?  


it's in your neck of the woods....   ish...   well , sort of....  

I can do it in half an hour from your place....  , not been to your house, but know the area well....    ;)


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ere'  just wondering Debs....

test of your local colloquialism knowledge.

do you know the proper name for a place often called "Roast Lamb and Rhubarb"  ?  


it's in your neck of the woods....   ish...   well , sort of....  

I can do it in half an hour from your place....  , not been to your house, but know the area well....    ;)


Hmmmmmm......that`s got me thinking:
Welsh to English......Homonymically perhaps?

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Cig Oel â riwbob.....

There`s a place that might sound like that if said quickly?...or am I well off-track?  :-/
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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #12 on: 04 May 2008, 18:29:39 »
miles dearie miles...


Rhosllanerugog. (spelling might be a tad off.....       it's not all that far from dear old Wrecsam


:D


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Re: Warning! B&Q Scam.
« Reply #13 on: 04 May 2008, 18:30:33 »
and isn't B&Q near the Bypass ???  
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« Reply #14 on: 04 May 2008, 18:37:10 »
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miles dearie miles...


Rhosllanerugog. (spelling might be a tad off.....       it's not all that far from dear old Wrecsam


:D


;D ;D ;D Ahhhhh......`very good!  :y :y :y
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