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Re: Cyprus Bailout robbery!
« Reply #45 on: 19 March 2013, 18:59:23 »
Quote from: EMD on 18 March 2013, 14:54:56
Quote from: nitro on 18 March 2013, 08:45:32
I've got one of those beds with the drawers in the bottom,should just about squeeze my pickled onion jar full of 1 and 2 pence coins under there and the bank can keep my overdraft as a gift from a very grateful customer ;) :y

Soon your jar will be worth more than your coins  ::) ;D

There you go, I've fixed that for you.  ::) :P ;D
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Re: Cyprus Bailout robbery!
« Reply #46 on: 19 March 2013, 20:10:31 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 19 March 2013, 18:59:23
Quote from: EMD on 18 March 2013, 14:54:56
Quote from: nitro on 18 March 2013, 08:45:32
I've got one of those beds with the drawers in the bottom,should just about squeeze my pickled onion jar full of 1 and 2 pence coins under there and the bank can keep my overdraft as a gift from a very grateful customer ;) :y

Soon your jar will be worth more than your coins  ::) ;D

There you go, I've fixed that for you.  ::) :P ;D

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Wonder if my £100k is safe in the bank here  :-\ ;D
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Re: Cyprus Bailout robbery!
« Reply #47 on: 19 March 2013, 21:08:01 »
Quote from: EMD on 19 March 2013, 20:10:31
Quote from: Rods2 on 19 March 2013, 18:59:23
Quote from: EMD on 18 March 2013, 14:54:56
Quote from: nitro on 18 March 2013, 08:45:32
I've got one of those beds with the drawers in the bottom,should just about squeeze my pickled onion jar full of 1 and 2 pence coins under there and the bank can keep my overdraft as a gift from a very grateful customer ;) :y

Soon your jar will be worth more than your coins  ::) ;D

There you go, I've fixed that for you.  ::) :P ;D

 :'(


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Russia 1 / Cyprus 1 - EU 0 / Merkel 0.
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Wonder if my £100k is safe in the bank here :-\ ;D

No, keep up at the back there.

UK debt is about £40,000 per household. So bargain on £60k for your retirement (less about 3% per annum for QE and negative interest etc). Call it £50k.

Withdraw it and keep it at home but watch out for Osbornes Labour's mattress tax! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Cyprus Bailout robbery!
« Reply #48 on: 19 March 2013, 21:30:48 »
Quote from: Varche on 19 March 2013, 21:08:01
Withdraw it and keep it at home but watch out for Osbornes Labour's mattress tax! ;D ;D ;D

Yes, Labour will recruit an army of clipboard wielding Mattress Inspectors with more power than the VAT man, who will go into every home in the land measuring the thickness of peoples mattresses!!  :)  and in the case of a shitty mattress, Health and Safety will decree that the Mattress Inspector cannot touch it, but can assume that there's a shit load of cash stuffed in it.....  :o 

Certain members be warned!!  ;)
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