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holy joke
« on: 11 May 2008, 00:03:30 »
 2 priests go for a shower one night.
They'er naked when they realise theres no soap.
Father john goes to his room to get some, not bothering to
get dressed first.
He grabs 2 bars of soap, one in each hand and heads back
to the shower.
Half way down the hall he sees 3 nuns heading his way.
He pretends to be a statue! the nuns stop and coment on how
lifelike he looks.
The first nun pulls on his manhood, startled he drops one of the
soap bars. "oh! its a soap despenser!"
The second nun does the same and he drops the second bar.
The third nun does the same but to no avail and keeps trying
after a few tries she shouts "sweet jesus hand lotion as well!"
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #1 on: 11 May 2008, 00:11:15 »
lol  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #2 on: 11 May 2008, 00:13:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #3 on: 11 May 2008, 08:01:01 »
 ;D We are amused! ;D
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #4 on: 11 May 2008, 08:04:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #5 on: 11 May 2008, 09:48:57 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #6 on: 11 May 2008, 10:53:52 »
Isn't that hair gel ??? :o
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #7 on: 11 May 2008, 10:55:18 »
 :o ;D ;D ;D :y 8-)
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #8 on: 11 May 2008, 11:00:44 »
Very good! ;D
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #9 on: 11 May 2008, 11:58:17 »
good one  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: holy joke
« Reply #10 on: 11 May 2008, 14:03:58 »
 ;D ;Djoan collins swears by it as a facial moisturiser ;D ;D :y
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #11 on: 11 May 2008, 14:12:41 »
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;D ;Djoan collins swears by it as a facial moisturiser ;D ;D :y

 :o Eeeeeew! :o

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #12 on: 11 May 2008, 18:08:38 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #13 on: 11 May 2008, 19:12:21 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: holy joke
« Reply #14 on: 11 May 2008, 20:22:32 »
On a Sunday as well!!! ::) 8-) ;D
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