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HolyCount

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PC or Not PC?
« on: 12 May 2008, 18:58:46 »

In this PC world, here is a little something to offend everyone:

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in year 9.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit...'

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
 

 

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Re: PC or Not PC?
« Reply #1 on: 12 May 2008, 19:03:22 »

Great ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 12 May 2008, 19:12:09 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D LMAO thats the best thing i have read in ages ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 12 May 2008, 19:19:44 »

Splendid -- liked that! :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 12 May 2008, 20:35:24 »

lol  ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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« Reply #5 on: 12 May 2008, 20:46:34 »

LMAO, the wife pulled her face at the blond jokes which made me laugh even more  shes had a bad hair day shut up Mike
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« Reply #6 on: 12 May 2008, 22:03:28 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 12 May 2008, 22:12:28 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #8 on: 12 May 2008, 22:26:04 »

A few truths in there!! 8-)
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« Reply #9 on: 13 May 2008, 07:47:31 »

 ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #10 on: 13 May 2008, 13:22:37 »

 ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #11 on: 13 May 2008, 16:26:13 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #12 on: 13 May 2008, 18:09:40 »

tres drole :y :y
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« Reply #13 on: 13 May 2008, 18:47:15 »

Very good, but I think I'm a bit slow today...I don't get the Italian joke  :-[
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« Reply #14 on: 13 May 2008, 18:51:00 »

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Very good, but I think I'm a bit slow today...I don't get the Italian joke  :-[

they gesticulate a lot when talking ( hands flying everywhere)  :)
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