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[albitz]

I can't run up stairs without farting any more

i cant run upstairs anymore

[STMO123]

I can't run up stairs without farting any more

Helps you up though, doesn't it?

I insist on going up stairs before the wife at bedtime

I wont go there. Do you remember the old thread about my missus losing three stone by only eating fruit and veg. PHEW!

[TheBoy]

normal to get approx 50 late evening....

[Jimbob]

I can't run up stairs without farting any more

Helps you up though, doesn't it?

I insist on going up stairs before the wife at bedtime

I wont go there. Do you remember the old thread about my missus losing three stone by only eating fruit and veg. PHEW!

I'll be impressed when you can manage one on each stair  

[LJay]

DISGUSTING!

[Debs.]

normal to get approx 50 late evening....

  Oh, dear Lord!!!!.....what a pitiable existence poor Mrs. T.B must endure.

[Elite Pete]

I can't run up stairs without farting any more

Helps you up though, doesn't it?

I insist on going up stairs before the wife at bedtime

I wont go there. Do you remember the old thread about my missus losing three stone by only eating fruit and veg. PHEW!

I'll be impressed when you can manage one on each stair  

Oh that reminds me not to pitch my tent within 50m of yours this year

[Markie]

I can't run up stairs without farting any more

Helps you up though, doesn't it?

I insist on going up stairs before the wife at bedtime

I wont go there. Do you remember the old thread about my missus losing three stone by only eating fruit and veg. PHEW!

I'll be impressed when you can manage one on each stair  

Oh that reminds me not to pitch my tent within 50m of yours this year

Least help is not too far away for those that didnt pay extra for Gas  

[Marks DTM Calib]

I can't run up stairs without farting any more

Helps you up though, doesn't it?

I insist on going up stairs before the wife at bedtime

I wont go there. Do you remember the old thread about my missus losing three stone by only eating fruit and veg. PHEW!

I'll be impressed when you can manage one on each stair  

Oh that reminds me not to pitch my tent within 50m of yours this year

Ow god, where can I buy a tent!

[Darth Loo-knee]

I can't run up stairs without farting any more

Helps you up though, doesn't it?

I insist on going up stairs before the wife at bedtime

I wont go there. Do you remember the old thread about my missus losing three stone by only eating fruit and veg. PHEW!

I'll be impressed when you can manage one on each stair  

Oh that reminds me not to pitch my tent within 50m of yours this year

Ow god, where can I buy a tent!

I know where there is an excellent 2 man easy pitch tent that would suit you down to the ground Mark
Plus as its you at an excellent price too

[Vmax]

]I can't run up stairs without farting any more

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Hehehe well at least you can still run up stairs eh  

[bertiecbx550]

run and fart at the sametime??? bloody lucky if i can do 1 at a time and then i have to watch out i dont follow through!!!!

[Elite Pete]

run and fart at the sametime??? bloody lucky if i can do 1 at a time and then i have to watch out i dont follow through!!!!

There is an art to dropping a fart

[Vmax]

run and fart at the sametime??? bloody lucky if i can do 1 at a time and then i have to watch out i dont follow through!!!!

hehe yuk!  

[Debs.]

run and fart at the sametime??? bloody lucky if i can do 1 at a time and then i have to watch out i dont follow through!!!!

  Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!