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When will it ever end?
« on: 22 July 2013, 20:06:57 »

OK, so this month hasn't been great - broken nose, cracked ribs, having to leave 3 people behind when we came back from holiday, the whole garage/car/bike malarky.

In the last 2 days, the curtain rail in the bedroom fell down, and now the bath plug seal has failed.  OK, minor little things, but I can't help but feel that everything I touch.......

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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #1 on: 22 July 2013, 20:12:27 »


In the last 2 days, the curtain rail in the bedroom fell down, and now the bath plug seal has failed.  OK, minor little things, but I can't help but feel that everything I touch.......

;D

Were you doing your 'me Tarzan, you Jane' tricks again.  ;) ;)
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #2 on: 22 July 2013, 20:13:25 »

Seems ive missed these hilarious events   ::) ;D
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #3 on: 22 July 2013, 20:14:12 »


In the last 2 days, the curtain rail in the bedroom fell down, and now the bath plug seal has failed.  OK, minor little things, but I can't help but feel that everything I touch.......

;D

Were you doing your 'me Tarzan, you Jane' tricks again.  ;) ;)
I wonder who she was with - I was in the bath at the time ;D
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #4 on: 22 July 2013, 20:14:36 »

It doesn't end. Its like painting the forth bridge. Just gets periodically better or worse.

This place helps. ;)
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #5 on: 22 July 2013, 20:15:48 »

OK, so this month hasn't been great - broken nose, cracked ribs, having to leave 3 people behind when we came back from holiday, the whole garage/car/bike malarky.

In the last 2 days, the curtain rail in the bedroom fell down, and now the bath plug seal has failed.  OK, minor little things, but I can't help but feel that everything I touch.......

;D
And on top of all that, you're a fat, ugly git as well.  ;D
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #6 on: 22 July 2013, 20:17:16 »

Does the dishwasher still work?

Is it raining?

Could it be worse?

The answers should be Yes, No,  Yes ::)

So get a take away tiffin, and crack open a beer, and pop your feet up :y
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #7 on: 22 July 2013, 20:17:28 »

OK, so this month hasn't been great - broken nose, cracked ribs, having to leave 3 people behind when we came back from holiday, the whole garage/car/bike malarky.

In the last 2 days, the curtain rail in the bedroom fell down, and now the bath plug seal has failed.  OK, minor little things, but I can't help but feel that everything I touch.......

;D
And on top of all that, you're a fat, ugly git as well.  ;D
Oi! Less of the...  ...errrr....  ...OK, I've overstretched myself there ;D
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #8 on: 22 July 2013, 20:18:15 »


In the last 2 days, the curtain rail in the bedroom fell down, and now the bath plug seal has failed.  OK, minor little things, but I can't help but feel that everything I touch.......

;D

Were you doing your 'me Tarzan, you Jane' tricks again.  ;) ;)
I wonder who she was with - I was in the bath at the time ;D

Wondering where all the water was no doubt ::)
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #9 on: 22 July 2013, 20:18:54 »

.... but I can't help but feel that everything I touch.......

;D

Careful then when you go to the bathroom ..... maybe you should get Sue to help!  ::)  ::)
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #10 on: 22 July 2013, 20:20:09 »

Does the dishwasher still work?
Yes

Is it raining?
Not yet

Could it be worse?
Far worse

So get a take away tiffin,
Having a chinky instead. I'm told I need to be more adventurous

and crack open a beer,
Check :y (though watered down with lemonade, as TBH, I need a more refreshing drink than St Ella)

and pop your feet up :y
Check :y
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #11 on: 22 July 2013, 20:21:08 »

There you go then :y
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #12 on: 22 July 2013, 20:27:40 »

You're a hardy soul, Jaime. Just don't use up any more of your nine lives please  :-*

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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #13 on: 23 July 2013, 08:35:17 »

....and considering that everything you touch is breaking don't do any work on a car or whatever you do have a w......... ::) ;D
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Re: When will it ever end?
« Reply #14 on: 23 July 2013, 09:28:07 »

Not just you...In the last week

Weve had the shower fail, Bought and fitted a new one.
Washing machine packed up - Tech due on Mon to repair (under 10 year warrantee)
Ceiling fan gone noisy...Yet to investigate
Neighbours badly painted their side of joint fence....Half our garden was green till I got the pressure washer out..

Its never ending!
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