I've had a few recently, latest was an ambulance chaser asking about a car accident I had 4 years ago, stating that I could claim for this that & t'other. It was the same company that tried the same thing a few months back who I sent off with a flea in their ears.
So, I had some fun with em this time - they keep annoying me so I waste their time. Conversation went something like......
Rep "I'm ringing about your accident"
Me "Really? What accident?"
Rep "The one you had in your Land Rover 4 years ago"
Me "Oh that"
Rep "You can still claim for your injuries you know, can I take some details from you so we can process the claim?"
Me "If you wish"
Rep "What happened"
Me "Well, this woman ran into the back of my Land Rover"
Rep "Were you moving at the time?"
Me "No, I was stationary"
Rep "What was the damage to the car?"
Me "A complete Write-off, Rear wing, bumper, Axle"
Rep "Where you injured at all?"
Me " Erm...... no, not really"
Rep "Where you wearing your seatbelt"
Me "No"
Rep "Oh, you should really wear your seatbelt"
Me "I'll bear that in mind next time"
Rep "So getting back to the accident, are you sure you were ok?"
Me "Yeah, it was a bit of a shock though"
Rep "I bet it was"
Me "It made me spill me Frosties"
Rep "Eh?"
Me "I was eating me breakfast at the time"
Rep "You was eating your breakfast"
Me "Yeah, I don't find that unusual at 08:15 in the morning"
Rep "Oh right ok, so you weren't injured then?"
Me "No, nearly choked on me cereal thought" (thought this might up the stakes a bit)
Rep "Really, what happened?"
Me "Well I'd just woke-up, got dressed and went downstairs, I was hungry, so I thought I'd get some breakfast. I poured some Frosties in a bowl, added milk & went into the living room and sat down to eat em. Next minute There was a loud knock at the door, which made me jump, I nearly ended up with the spoon up me nose and had milk all over me lap.
Rep "I'm sorry I don't understand?"
Me "Why?"
Rep "What's that got to do with the accident"
Me "Whats what got to do with the accident?"
Rep "You eating your breakfast at home"
Me" Well thats where I was at the time."
Rep "I thought you said you were in the car?"
Me "Nope, you said I could claim for the accident I had? Never said anything about being in the car at the time"
Rep "Erm.......Where you not in the car at the time?"
Me "No, I was sat in my house, eating breakfast, you never asked if I was in the car, it was parked up on the road"
Rep "Why you wasting my time?
Me "Because you're wasting mine AGAIN!!! Why don't you check you records before making time wasting calls!!!!
Rep .........................Click......Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
