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Re: Am I going bonkers...
« Reply #15 on: 17 October 2013, 21:06:41 »

You wish. Scouse perv.
How very dare you. :-*
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« Reply #16 on: 17 October 2013, 21:21:36 »

Fortunately for me the retard that calibrated this weeks shed on wheels managed to set it at 57mph instead of 56, so I have spent most of today sat in the middle lane ;D

I'm quite impressed with my self restraint though, as there have been several times today where I could easily have used the outside lanes :-[
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Re: Am I going bonkers...
« Reply #17 on: 17 October 2013, 22:37:34 »

When you get behind one of the twonks you've usually got someone up your arse as well.

That explains 3 windscreens in 2 years. :P :o :o :o :o
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Re: Am I going bonkers...
« Reply #18 on: 17 October 2013, 22:39:28 »

Talk about an 'open question' .................. :D :D :-X
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« Reply #19 on: 18 October 2013, 08:01:31 »

There is some middle age tosser who drives an Astra H who I sadly get stuck behind sometimes in a morning as I leave the house, he does 20 in a 30, 28 in the 40 and 35 in the 60.....when I overtake in the 60 he flashes his lights and waves his fist.....this has happened a few times a week for the past 12 months!
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« Reply #20 on: 18 October 2013, 10:36:32 »

There is some middle age tosser who drives an Astra H who I sadly get stuck behind sometimes in a morning as I leave the house, he does 20 in a 30, 28 in the 40 and 35 in the 60.....when I overtake in the 60 he flashes his lights and waves his fist.....this has happened a few times a week for the past 12 months!

What do you class as 'middle age' then?  ???  ::)
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« Reply #21 on: 18 October 2013, 10:47:40 »

There is some middle age tosser who drives an Astra H who I sadly get stuck behind sometimes in a morning as I leave the house, he does 20 in a 30, 28 in the 40 and 35 in the 60.....when I overtake in the 60 he flashes his lights and waves his fist.....this has happened a few times a week for the past 12 months!

What do you class as 'middle age' then?  ???  ::)

Somebody of the correct age to play sports such as Golf, circa 45 plus  ;D
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« Reply #22 on: 18 October 2013, 10:50:07 »

There is some middle age tosser who drives an Astra H who I sadly get stuck behind sometimes in a morning as I leave the house, he does 20 in a 30, 28 in the 40 and 35 in the 60.....when I overtake in the 60 he flashes his lights and waves his fist.....this has happened a few times a week for the past 12 months!

What do you class as 'middle age' then?  ???  ::)

Somebody of the correct age to play sports such as Golf, circa 45 plus  ;D

Hmmm at 44 nearly there then and as you might see I'm getting slightly touchy about the term....  ::)  ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 18 October 2013, 12:06:57 »

Two words also - Nissan Note  >:(  They should be banned :)

Been thinking about replacing Amy's Micra with one of those :-[ 60mpg is appealing and they're not as slow as you'd think (based on the way my Dad drives his.. and 50+mpg at sustained >100mph on the Autobahn is pretty good)
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« Reply #24 on: 18 October 2013, 12:23:42 »

Yup, it's pretty bad when a middle aged bloke in an electric car overtakes a line of 3 cars on a country road ::)
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Re: Am I going bonkers...
« Reply #25 on: 18 October 2013, 12:30:37 »

Yup, it's pretty bad when a middle aged bloke in an electric car overtakes a line of 3 cars on a country road ::)

I never knew you played golf. :o
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Re: Am I going bonkers...
« Reply #26 on: 18 October 2013, 12:32:17 »

Yup, it's pretty bad when a middle aged bloke in an electric car overtakes a line of 3 cars on a country road ::)

I never knew you played golf. :o

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How very dare you accuse me of such filth!  ;D ;D
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« Reply #27 on: 18 October 2013, 12:35:05 »

Yup, it's pretty bad when a middle aged bloke in an electric car overtakes a line of 3 cars on a country road ::)

I never knew you played golf. :o

Suddenly I know why Al was so interested in the Leaf's boot size after the curry... ;D
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« Reply #28 on: 18 October 2013, 16:44:08 »

 :P

I have neither the inclination nor the coordination to play glof ;D

I suspect the walking might finish me off as well :-[
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« Reply #29 on: 21 October 2013, 10:28:14 »

:P

I have neither the inclination nor the coordination to play glof ;D

I suspect the walking might finish me off as well :-[

It'd be the boredom for me. ::)

However, the local golf course in Four Marks had just been taken over by an Indian family. I'd imagine the golf is as dull as ever, but you can get a mean curry in the club house.

Hmm did someone mention curry? :P
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