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[MR MISTER]

You wish. Scouse perv.

How very dare you.

[05omegav6]

Fortunately for me the retard that calibrated this weeks shed on wheels managed to set it at 57mph instead of 56, so I have spent most of today sat in the middle lane

I'm quite impressed with my self restraint though, as there have been several times today where I could easily have used the outside lanes

[Rods2]

When you get behind one of the twonks you've usually got someone up your arse as well.

That explains 3 windscreens in 2 years.

[Vamps]

Talk about an 'open question' ..................

[Marks DTM Calib]

There is some middle age tosser who drives an Astra H who I sadly get stuck behind sometimes in a morning as I leave the house, he does 20 in a 30, 28 in the 40 and 35 in the 60.....when I overtake in the 60 he flashes his lights and waves his fist.....this has happened a few times a week for the past 12 months!

[Sir Tigger KC]

There is some middle age tosser who drives an Astra H who I sadly get stuck behind sometimes in a morning as I leave the house, he does 20 in a 30, 28 in the 40 and 35 in the 60.....when I overtake in the 60 he flashes his lights and waves his fist.....this has happened a few times a week for the past 12 months!

What do you class as 'middle age' then?   

[Marks DTM Calib]

There is some middle age tosser who drives an Astra H who I sadly get stuck behind sometimes in a morning as I leave the house, he does 20 in a 30, 28 in the 40 and 35 in the 60.....when I overtake in the 60 he flashes his lights and waves his fist.....this has happened a few times a week for the past 12 months!

What do you class as 'middle age' then?   

Somebody of the correct age to play sports such as Golf, circa 45 plus 

[Sir Tigger KC]

There is some middle age tosser who drives an Astra H who I sadly get stuck behind sometimes in a morning as I leave the house, he does 20 in a 30, 28 in the 40 and 35 in the 60.....when I overtake in the 60 he flashes his lights and waves his fist.....this has happened a few times a week for the past 12 months!

What do you class as 'middle age' then?   

Somebody of the correct age to play sports such as Golf, circa 45 plus 

Hmmm at 44 nearly there then and as you might see I'm getting slightly touchy about the term....   

[aaronjb]

Two words also - Nissan Note    They should be banned

Been thinking about replacing Amy's Micra with one of those 60mpg is appealing and they're not as slow as you'd think (based on the way my Dad drives his.. and 50+mpg at sustained >100mph on the Autobahn is pretty good)

[Gaffers]

Yup, it's pretty bad when a middle aged bloke in an electric car overtakes a line of 3 cars on a country road

[Kevin Wood]

Yup, it's pretty bad when a middle aged bloke in an electric car overtakes a line of 3 cars on a country road

I never knew you played golf.

[Gaffers]

Yup, it's pretty bad when a middle aged bloke in an electric car overtakes a line of 3 cars on a country road

I never knew you played golf.

spits out tea

How very dare you accuse me of such filth! 

[aaronjb]

Yup, it's pretty bad when a middle aged bloke in an electric car overtakes a line of 3 cars on a country road

I never knew you played golf.

Suddenly I know why Al was so interested in the Leaf's boot size after the curry...

[05omegav6]

 

I have neither the inclination nor the coordination to play glof

I suspect the walking might finish me off as well

[Kevin Wood]

I have neither the inclination nor the coordination to play glof

I suspect the walking might finish me off as well

It'd be the boredom for me.

However, the local golf course in Four Marks had just been taken over by an Indian family. I'd imagine the golf is as dull as ever, but you can get a mean curry in the club house.

Hmm did someone mention curry?