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[HolyCount]

Scroll down .. look at the pictures -- Can you guess what this is:

















It's a new Prison in  UK !
I think I have it all wrong .... think on this .....

Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, keep scrolling down.  
This should make things a little bit clearer.

 

@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior

@ WORK
 you get more work for good behavior
 
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
 
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
 
@ WORK
They are called managers
 
 
 
 


 
 

 

 

[amigov6]

That's not how i remember them. (Long time ago now).
     Not sure what happens over the pink table in one of the pics though!!!

[Jimbob]

 

Bring back hard labour!

[Elite Pete]

It takes the p155, its supposed to be a punishment, but the accommodation and facilities there looks better than alot of peoples houses

[HolyCount]

That's not how i remember them. (Long time ago now).
     Not sure what happens over the pink table in one of the pics though!!!

That's from the Loo Knee wing !

[Richie London]

i think i'll have 2 weeks in august and 6 days at xmas
rather disgusting this country is

richie

[amigov6]

That's not how i remember them. (Long time ago now).
     Not sure what happens over the pink table in one of the pics though!!!

That's from the Loo Knee wing !

;DMy cell mate!!!!

[HolyCount]

Probably part of this private finance initiative --- you got to make your prison better than the others so the prisoners want to go to yours !!!!

[Kevin Wood]

That looks like a holiday camp. Is it any wonder re-offending is a problem?

Need to start building another trans-siberian railway. Actually, maybe they could be put to work on the west coast main line. Got to be better than the current bunch of muppets.

Kevin

[Danny]

why cant they have a 7x7 brick wall cell with a bed and a toilet in it, and work 10 hours a day in order to pay for their meals? thats what a bloody prison should be like!

the way i see it, i've paid for them to have a basketball court, pool tables, table football, and whatever else they have, yet i have to struggle to find a house i can afford, and spend the rest of my life working to keep it over my head

[amigov6]

They should be "Breaking Rocks in the hot sun" Ala' the clash.
   In Borstal we had to do "trenching", dig a foot deep, move back, fill it in & start again in between mile runs & circuit training. We only took a sit down once or twice week as we burnt everything off.
    I was 18 then & i've behaved myself since.

[waspy]

Three words- Too bloody soft  

[psychnurse]

three words- let me in!

What a bleeding cheek! could not see in red coats in the bar areas, prehaps they were rehersing for the nights caberet!!

[Marie]

God their accomodation is way batter then the sh*t i have to live in that the goverment also supplies to those in the armed forces married or not! (shore side) and when we are at see the rooms that those prisoners have would house at least 6 peoples beds and lockers!
oh and we have to play for a tv licence as tey tell us its not part of our issued kit!

i think i might go  comit a prisonerable offense! :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

maybe not i would have to go to colchester first and thats not a walk in the park its nails!!!!

[psychnurse]

God their accomodation is way batter then the sh*t i have to live in that the goverment also supplies to those in the armed forces married or not! (shore side) and when we are at see the rooms that those prisoners have would house at least 6 peoples beds and lockers!
oh and we have to play for a tv licence as tey tell us its not part of our issued kit!

i think i might go  comit a prisonerable offense! :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Im with you on that marie!! Shall we get done for speeding?? LOL

maybe not i would have to go to colchester first and thats not a walk in the park its nails!!!!