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[bigegg]

I was born a poor black child

The Biography of Michael Jackson?

[plym ian]

I was born a poor black child

The Biography of Michael Jackson?

Not quite but good guess

[cam2502]

See if anyone knows this one.....

( girl has accepted a lift is sitting in passenger seat, and they're just leaving the bar car park)

"Are you going left or right?"

"Left"

"Ah".. "That's a shame"

"Why?"

"We'll you could just as easily have been going right In which case it would have taken you a while to get scared.  Now your gonna get scared...immediately !"

[05omegav6]

Quentin Tarantino... part one of his tribute to Seventies road movies

Death Proof

[cam2502]

Correct sir 

[cam2502]

There should be a prequel to death proof. How DID stuntman Mike get that scar??

[bigegg]

I haven't seen "death proof".
I have, however, seen a xxx parody of death proof.
Quote: "oooh, it's not the rear view mirror that makes things look big"
 

[bigegg]

Difficult one:

"Every time I think about your formula, I get a headache"
-Brian Aspirin


and:

"There's a billion billion <snip> out there. But there's one thing they don't know.
Otherwise, they'd have sent for reinforcements."
"what's that, then?"
"There's three of us now"

<long snip>

"Thirteen!"

[Seth]

What about:

"What you got in that car?" ... "Seats and a steering wheel" ...

 

Snatch. Or Minge, as H calls it.

 

[venom]

From one of my favourite films National Lampoons Christmas Vacations

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?

Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

[05omegav6]

-Hey, Slim? Do you know this cat? Slim?  No use. Ever since somebody shot him, old Slim went deaf.
+What happened to make Slim go deaf?
-Why?
+Well, because I owe you $96,000, and I might have a slight problem coming up with the money.
-Oh, okay. Well, why don't we just make it an even 90?
+I... may have exaggerated the slightness.

[cam2502]

The poem Funeral Blues by W.H Auden in four weddings and a funeral is one of my favourites. Wee lump in the throat 1st time I seen it.
Delivered with aplomb by John Hannah.

[05omegav6]

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

[Andy B]

Is it safe? ............... 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.