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Author Topic: Daddy's Girl.  A nice clean joke.  (Read 826 times)

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Daddy's Girl.  A nice clean joke.
« on: 05 June 2008, 23:35:22 »
This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,
'What happened to my bogey?'
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Re: Daddy's Girl.  A nice clean joke.
« Reply #1 on: 05 June 2008, 23:38:49 »
I like  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Daddy's Girl.  A nice clean joke.
« Reply #2 on: 05 June 2008, 23:41:07 »
Tasty, opps.  PMSL.   ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Daddy's Girl.  A nice clean joke.
« Reply #3 on: 05 June 2008, 23:42:09 »
Yuk but i like it ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Daddy's Girl.  A nice clean joke.
« Reply #4 on: 06 June 2008, 07:53:23 »
The reality of kids  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Daddy's Girl.  A nice clean joke.
« Reply #5 on: 06 June 2008, 22:42:54 »
I thought we were heading for a sick joke, but no. Good'un!!! 8-)
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