'At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the
books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the
Rabbi and said: 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do
with the candle drippings?'
'Good question', noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'
'Oh', replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious
way: What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do
with the crumbs?'
'Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi,
realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an
unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the
manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy
biscuits.'
'I see!' replied the auditor, thinking
hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well,
Rabbi', he went on, 'What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from
the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here, too, we do not waste', answered the Rabbi.
'What we do is save up all the
foreskins and send them to the Tax Office and about once a year they send
us a complete dick.'
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