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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I think I already know the answer to this one.

A short joke to demonstrate ;

2 armed Sun readers robbing a bank "Give me all the money or we'll blow your f***ing heads off!!"

"Are you Sun readers?" enquires the lady bank employee.

"Yes  we  are. How   could   you   know   that ?"

"Because you've sawn the wrong end off your shot gun!"

[Dave-C]

 

I wonder if Star readers would be holding their genitalia instead of shot guns???

[Jimbob]

 

[stuart30]

I wonder if Star readers would be holding their genitalia instead of shot guns???

No that would be us Sport readers....once ive mastered reading i will eventually move onto the Sun.

[JiMbOb789]

 

[rickyboy]

wots rong wif beeing a sun reeder?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Claire Short wanted to get rid of page 3. That's the only good thing in it. I'd keep that and bin the rest of it.

[stuart30]

Claire Short wanted to get rid of page 3. That's the only good thing in it. I'd keep that and bin the rest of it.

What no more dear Deirdre....

Dear Deirdre
""After a night on the town i came home and found my wife in bed with a horse.....what do you think i should do""

Derdire replys
"" Dear Mr Jockey please phone my premimum rate 0845 number and listen too the prerecorded advice""

Calls cost £2.99 per minute and last in excess of 3 hours.

My goodness the Sun is britians best loved newspaper....well thats what it says on the front.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

thats the trouble with sun readers .. They believe everything the paper says.

[Mr Skrunts]

Claire Short wanted to get rid of page 3. That's the only good thing in it. I'd keep that and bin the rest of it.

What no more dear Deirdre....

Dear Deirdre
""After a night on the town i came home and found my wife in bed with a horse.....what do you think i should do""

Derdire replys
"" Dear Mr Jockey please phone my premimum rate 0845 number and listen too the prerecorded advice""

Calls cost £2.99 per minute and last in excess of 3 hours.

My goodness the Sun is britians best loved newspaper....well thats what it says on the front.

Thats what they would have us believe, but then newspapers tell us anything to get sales.  

[amigov6]

Oh! You must all be broadsheet readers!

[amigov6]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiQihYZn_0
Telegraph, Mail, Sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Skrunts]

Oh! You must all be broadsheet readers!

You ought to know me by now, sneaky peak at page 3 and thats it, havent bought a news rag for years.

[amigov6]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0JSahEDRjvw&feature=related
Or the newer version!

[psychnurse]

Superb.... Dont make comedy like that anymore.... love little britain though